Monkeys Fist

Looks like Dubs might have saved that if not for the deflection off SAB.

Ffs

A couple of chavs on electric bikes whizzing up and down the route shooting fireworks and flicking ears, shouting, ” Here man, wa comets ye dafties!”

Whale Oil Beef Hooked.

It’d make our friends down the road well jelly.

Lord preserves us!

Don’t be daft- he bought ten.

CT- “One Meatballs meal with pineapple please.” IKEA-ette-

You’re half Swedish, do you get a discount?

Someone’s not quite ready to come out of the pineapple closet, are they?

I bet they don’t.

WHERE’S MILTON FUCKEN NUNEZ?????

Evidently the author also pisses out of his ears?

Team Sausage looking for new recruits.

Sairveloy Dip?

Ahh, the Magic of The Cup! An easy 0-5 result for us, thanks to a three-pronged attack from Wilson and Gordon. 4 from Sven Adult Botman, the final screamer from the ghost of Ronnie fucking Radford. Haaland to go out injured for three years after slipping on the jizz PaddockLad spat out on the centre spot.

Should you ever feel like shining a UV light on that jacuzzi, I wouldn’t bother.

Nice to see you’ve got a dropped kerb so your driver can get his wheelchair up to the front door to carry your bags in for you.

Toby Young who’s mates didn’t turn up for his stag do. https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/call-yourself-a-friend/

Is that the Rod Liddle that punched his pregnant girlfriend in the face, or the one who wrote that looking at child porn shouldn’t be a crime?