Monkeys Fist

Both born in Dryburn, Dads worked at ROF, both like beer and titties Are we brothers ???

Is this the same patch of land you howked all the waste soil onto

Parents were living at Chester le Street when I was born, ( Dad worked at the ROF at Birtley),so popped out in the Dryburn in Durham. We moved back "home" to my Grandads on Benton Estate when I was 6 months old, so as far as I'm concerned I'm a Geordie - Stevie can über-fuck himself This bloke was my hero Dad used to take me and my older brother to the match, we'd go in the West Stand when it looked like this I was absolutely devastated when Supermac was sold to Arsenal, I was 8 and hated Gordon Lee with a high pitched passion

In Leeds, nipped out for my lunch , saw this trampy looking old bloke shuffling along, looked like he'd just walked out of the homeless shelter. Howard Marks. Fuck me , he looks rough.

I keep myself trim by using furious masturbation as a fitness technique. It often turns into a jog/chase if I indulge whilst away from the comfort of home.

To ease the suffering tonight, here's some fit lasses with nice bangers. ( some of them have neglected to wear kegs). Aaaand finally ..... HONK HONK!

Exactly how graphic are these novels, then?

This. If people hadn't figured it out by the return of JFK , they're never going to. He's (Ashley) taking the fucking piss, big style.

Every day bar Thursday on the drink. Happy Anniversary Chow Yum Fat (Here you go Tooner)

Brighton remember.

He'll get no fairness from me , the horrible little shite.

"Plumbing" the depths there Desmond. Business quiet in Warwickshire is it?

Nice to see the fat alchy working hard.

Do they not get awfully greasy stood on the kitchen windowsill ?

I buy my meat from my local butcher, Kwame.

No. No I wouldn't.

Cbeebies- get it on now. The Hoff is going to read the Bedtime Story. I sooo hope he's mullered

Slo Mo

I reckon Fish is coveting those blue blazers.

If you win you can buy the in-laws a new horse.

I'll have sold her before then.

This is obviously Mrs. CT's plate , as evidenced by the lack of buttered slice, and the fact the CT's special fork is peeking into frame at top right.

Mine used to do that until I knocked her teeth out.