Monkeys Fist

Hoy it all in a pan with some frozen veg, bit tomato, little tub of Chinese curry sauce. Lovely.

As if anyone wanted or needed the "recipe".

Is there rice and pasta in there?

Spivvy? Would you buy a used car from this bowl of vomit?

Here's the new home strip - exclusive preview for your birthday an that.

Wait for it

Happy Birthday, you drunken glutton.

Always like a happy ending

Heres a nice pair of tits with a cock nestled between them. NSFW , obviously.

Baby pigeons are fucking disgusting.

Fucking desperate for a bite.

*You're.

Police helicopter crashes into a pub in Glasgow. Shit the fucking bed! http://news.sky.com/story/1175697/police-helicopter-crashes-into-glasgow-pub-roof

I've never understood that attitude. That's not a dig at you personally, just never been able to to fathom the " get out of it" approach.

Congrats Donald.

I'm sure there are. But why would you want to 'get out of it'?

Want doesn't come into it.

You said " Healthy, Next!"I'm pointing out to you that almost 50% of its fat is saturated fat. It's not "healthy ".

Asda lean beef mince - 191 calories per 100g 11g fat per 100g , of which 4.3g is saturated. http://mobile.fatsecret.co.uk/calories-nutrition/asda/lean-beef-steak-mince/100g Not the healthiest bait you can devour.

Robot hip joints?

Not. Carry on though.