Monkeys Fist

Top lad , Bobby

Just bought some saffron for paella, so this will be getting a go to.

Sounds lovely that. I'll be giving it a go this week

Roast Beef , roasties, Yorkshire pud, steamed Savoy cabbage and green beans, roast carrots,cauliflower cheese (#CT) and, since I'm 3 G&Ts to the good, some Port gravy. Giddup!

Just for balance , when my now 13yr old nephew was a toddler his grandad Colin used to take him swimming at the Gosforth Marriott ( aye, I know), he took him into the lounge afterwards and Bobby was there watching a World Cup game. He took the lad over as my brother had taught him that "Bobby lived at St.James" and said he didn't want to disturb him but could he have a picture at halftime? Bobby told him to sit down, put my nephew on his lap, and spent the rest of the game chatting and watching the match together (He was a similar age to Colin). What a cunt , eh?

They can't help themselves, can they?

Tehupsitther.

Binned that dancing shit when the kids went to bed. Proms on now- Last Night , which goes against everything I stand for, but fuck it, I love it Nowt to do with Katie Derham *cough, ahem.

Geek central here like

The brunette wins

Just take their card details and tell them their game will be delivered in 3-5 days

Btw, Strictly Come Dancing has just started , Mrs. Fist and my 6yr old daughter are up, dancing and loving it whilst I assume my "Grumpy Owld Bastard" stance, but wait… what's this…? The divine Susannah Reid is one of the dancers! *sits down, pours a beer, puts pillow on lap and is glued to screen. Giddup!

No no no- get a stand-up blow. You pull out, shoot in her eye, when she stands up and moans about it, you kick her in the shin. As she is hopping about , one legged and one one eyed, you cry, " Arrr , Angry Pirate,Jim lad!" Then run like fuck.

Goes down best after a Bucking Bronco.

Get busy… http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B0083QL17E

How? Filthy bugger …

I'm sure the pics will turn out fine

For the benefit of Cath http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spiderman

I've got one of each Basically, I'm fecked.

The trick to being a dirty bastard is knowing when and where you can be one. Telling the mother of a 4yr old laddy he'll be a filthmeister might not be that moment

It's the seX-ray gun-handy bit of kit.

Catmag's now busy wiring up her chair