Monkeys Fist

Something like this ? Had one in Greece like the above, was absolutely lovely.

No. 2 left.

Always knew you were a mincer

You'd give your right nut to look like me/Dom Edit: Quick Quiz for you CT- what's the main ingredient in kebab shop chilli sauce? I'll give you three goes to get it

Princess Margaret's old shag, Roddy Llewelyn , has just been on telly.

I was never a great fan of the old "elephants leg", and after I ran the kebab shop down from the Crown Posada for a while in the 90s, I've never eaten another

A kebab wrap and chips- food of choice for the pissed and obese. Edit; I think they think its healthy because " it's in a wrap "

"The jobs not what it used to be , too many Polish pilots if you ask me. Coming over here, flying our planes" And I'm done

Thing is, if people were sound, I had no problem handing out the tabs. This lad was Grade A Cath material though. Glad I've wrapped them tbh.

I only fly at nights now, too many idiots in the sky during the day.

Every time I've been out in Liverpool I've been amazed at how many beggars there are. Last time, some Scouse , well dressed and obviously not short of cash , tried to bum a cigarette in a cuntish manner. When I pointed out the kiosk 20yds away that sold them he got seriously shitty with me, to the point where blows were thrown. Fortunately there was a copper van who'd been watching the whole thing, so in seconds they were there, sent me on my way, and picked him up and gave him a fucking bollocking

Just seen this Take a bow , son.

" Did you see that Glee then? "

Are you genuinely asking for advice on Glee? On a football message board? Try here http://www.mumsnet.com/

In other words, if we go down, we're fucked.

Pilot leaning back over his seat before take off ........ " Where to,Love? "

If he had been he'd have fucked off by halftime. I've backed Pardew up until yesterday. I honestly can't see how he can come back from that- he has clearly lost the dressing room. I'm genuinely worried we'll go down again, and this time I can't see the players in the squad who'd bring us straight back up.

For once, I completely agree.

Either *has or *being. Choose , Pervy Tree