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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Timely repost of this article, especially since it's 4 years today that Sir Bobby died. http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/columnists/oliver-holt/Revealed-the-secret-history-between-Kieron-Dyer-and-Sir-Bobby-Robson-that-reveals-so-much-about-both-men-article175139.html
  2. Yorkshire people get angry over the strangest things.
  3. Mine is running a holiday home/gite on the Ardeche, except I fucking hate looking after other people. If they turned up and had given their kids twatful names I'd refuse them the booking. Plan B- this time next year, become a tramp.
  4. My son likes yoghurt for breakfast. Twice now, he has come running over to Daddy to give me a goodbye cuddle, burying his yoghurty face in my crotch, as they do. Little twat
  5. You can tell us now, she had a cock , didn't she/he?
  6. Wherever, it's absolutely spot on Test 6: Going for a walk
  7. You need some tissue massage. I'm on my way, with the tissues.
  8. Weird- song came on the radio earlier that caught my attention , turned out it was by Mazzy Star. Edit: this was the track Time for a coincidence wank.
  9. @Bafgomis #CTGrosSalaud Vous voulez une tranche de pain beurré avec qui ?
  10. 8 weeks? Ouch ( btw, who is the lass on your avatar?)
  11. Wait until they all realise its CT's tent, not his house.
  12. Monkeys Fist

    Camping

    CT's arse generates so much methane he can produce his own electricity.
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