Monkeys Fist

Not shore.

Nicking that.

I can't afford to fly because of my habit.

What you can't see is the emergency buttered slice kept under it.

Biggest build up to a fnarr fnarr ever.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/7/23/1374541059451/NASAs-Cassini-spacecraft--008.jpg

Aye, it's an incredible picture. Have you seen the pics of Saturn's very own Death Star, its moon Mimas? Wolfy in a frenzy.

NSFL obviously.

Welcome to Razzle

FYP

The poor bloke threw his hand in.

It's just that I'd heard the neighbours have complained about it being such a tatty mess

Cry the Beloved Cuntry?

Any shots of Catmag's topiary?

The Fart of Darkness.

According to that, the arsehole of the world is somewhere in the Democratic Republic of Congo. And South Africa is full of Caths.

Roulade

Baccafat.

http://metro.co.uk/2013/07/11/royal-baby-kate-middleton-and-prince-william-get-dedicated-parking-space-at-local-asda-3878844/11th July !! 24th of July, they call the kid George. Coincidence?

Piss jowls.

CT walks into a Grosvenor, slaps down £ 20 on the roulette , and becomes furious when the croupier doesn't get her kit off.