Monkeys Fist

Tbf, you thought duck pizza was nice

All Banshee needs do to prove his credentials is post (not quote) the following " I am not a sister fucking, six fingered, bitter, shadow dwelling , sub human, Mackem scumbag. I am , and always will be, a proud member of the finest people on earth- a Geordie. " Shouldn't be too hard

I love how these knackers come on here trying to wind us up and ALWAYS end up getting angry themselves. Calm down clowns pocket , Daddy will be home soon.

Steady!!

Ironic how?

My condolences mate.

It's a good job none of the admins on here are nasty enough to change the Mackem troll's usernames to their email addresses isn't it. Imagine the shite folk on here could sign them up for

Imagine if that match was the best thing you'd had to celebrate in 13 years. No wonder they fuck their sisters- sheer boredom.

The finished articles

Aye, I'll bet she has too.

He tried hammering his own skull in but it just made him brighter.

http://m.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/apr/14/thatcher-ding-dong-bbc-charlie-brooker

Also, neighbouring Cockermouth has the "Drystonewalling and Gate Museum". Quality day out. ( not really , but Cockermouth ...... Fnarr fnarr).

Cheers Gents. And Luke is right Meenz, The Pencil Museum is a window into the soul.

Keswick Pencil Factory- you'd love it mate.

A rubber on the end will eradicate unwanted mistakes.

Cheers Cath (and Brock) She's pretty battered and bruised tbh, judging by the blood splatters on her wall she was out before she hit the deck. Not sure about the cause She's been having dizzy spells when she gets up in the morning, but never blacked out. They're having her back to the Falls Clinic to investigate.