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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Love raclette. If your farts are anything like the stench the cheese gives off , I pity your workmates Chez
  2. Irish elephant ,not irrelevant ....
  3. Norn Iron's current bother- sorted. Btw, the price ....
  4. Just asked the butcher in Tesco what the best cuts to use are for homemade burger meat. He recommended Neck and Neck.
  5. An anagram of Hamburgers is Shergar Bum.
  6. Tesco's Executive Chef, having re-read the burger recipe ....... "Scallions! With a fucking C!! "
  7. Tesco have started a new line of budget 70% beef burgers. Personally I reckon they're flogging a dead horse.
  8. There's a supporters club for North east Scotland called NESMAG. Their only online presence seems to be on Facebook. Might be worth a shout?
  9. Can't see the media interest lasting furlong.
  10. Wrong thread you fat knacker. This is PICS! Let me show you ....
  11. Just bought some Tesco burgers …. Less fat than normal but 30% more shergar.
  12. When you can see your farts, get back to us
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