Monkeys Fist

Judging by the decor, I reckon she's also got a glass coffee table

I'm Collocini

Excellent.

Being what?

Pure cuntishness Here's a gift to make up for it.

Saturn visible tonight. Live view here in 3hrs http://events.slooh.com/

Chebs oot?

White cabbage, Onion 4:1 ratio. Put , raw, through a mincing press , then paprika, cayenne, chilli powder and a bit oil added. Leave overnight then feed to fat drunks.

Marcelino! Look at this then fucking hang yourself you utter disgrace.

White cabbage is the answer.

What a fucking disgraceful woman.

No

Something like this ? Had one in Greece like the above, was absolutely lovely.

No. 2 left.

Always knew you were a mincer

You'd give your right nut to look like me/Dom Edit: Quick Quiz for you CT- what's the main ingredient in kebab shop chilli sauce? I'll give you three goes to get it

Princess Margaret's old shag, Roddy Llewelyn , has just been on telly.

I was never a great fan of the old "elephants leg", and after I ran the kebab shop down from the Crown Posada for a while in the 90s, I've never eaten another

A kebab wrap and chips- food of choice for the pissed and obese. Edit; I think they think its healthy because " it's in a wrap "

"The jobs not what it used to be , too many Polish pilots if you ask me. Coming over here, flying our planes" And I'm done

Thing is, if people were sound, I had no problem handing out the tabs. This lad was Grade A Cath material though. Glad I've wrapped them tbh.