Monkeys Fist

Fuck me, where's the rest of your feet? You're a size 6 I reckon. This fits well with the existing anatomical information we have about you.

Inspiring that like.

What's the string for then?

CT's or the dog's? " need a shit, can't be bothered to move off AG .......... ....... Hnnnnnnnnmmmmbaaah!"

My money's on him getting a Roomba. Edit : pinned

AG- he's too lazy to even type it.

For someone who "couldn't care less" , you're awfully defensive Petal.

Fish on the Bath Salts.

"Grip the shaft, bend the knees, keep your eye on the ball"

Done

Muppet Goatse Absolutely NSFW

LFC statement. " We find the behaviour of Ivanovic reprehensible , clearly forcing his arm into Luis' mouth. We will be giving the racist, dirty little shit our full support. "

Top avatar ,btw.

You might want to edit that last bit Stevie

Have fun ? I'd imagine the witch's demise to be tricky one in German

Why didn't I think of that?

They think you're a Numpty man.

Fyp

Best name in the music business. RIP

Tbf, you thought duck pizza was nice

All Banshee needs do to prove his credentials is post (not quote) the following " I am not a sister fucking, six fingered, bitter, shadow dwelling , sub human, Mackem scumbag. I am , and always will be, a proud member of the finest people on earth- a Geordie. " Shouldn't be too hard