Monkeys Fist

I only fly at nights now, too many idiots in the sky during the day.

Every time I've been out in Liverpool I've been amazed at how many beggars there are. Last time, some Scouse , well dressed and obviously not short of cash , tried to bum a cigarette in a cuntish manner. When I pointed out the kiosk 20yds away that sold them he got seriously shitty with me, to the point where blows were thrown. Fortunately there was a copper van who'd been watching the whole thing, so in seconds they were there, sent me on my way, and picked him up and gave him a fucking bollocking

Just seen this Take a bow , son.

" Did you see that Glee then? "

Are you genuinely asking for advice on Glee? On a football message board? Try here http://www.mumsnet.com/

In other words, if we go down, we're fucked.

Pilot leaning back over his seat before take off ........ " Where to,Love? "

If he had been he'd have fucked off by halftime. I've backed Pardew up until yesterday. I honestly can't see how he can come back from that- he has clearly lost the dressing room. I'm genuinely worried we'll go down again, and this time I can't see the players in the squad who'd bring us straight back up.

For once, I completely agree.

Either *has or *being. Choose , Pervy Tree

Kids birthday parties on a Sunday afternoon. Fuck Right Off

Fuck me

And Debuchy is sent off. Fucking unbelievable this.

FML

Excellent! I love how , in the space of 48hrs, CT has gone from laughable buffoon to creepy sex fiend. Should change his name to Yew Tree

Aye well aye.

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In Greek it's "Butter"

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