Monkeys Fist

The shop owner- “ It took me ages to clean the piano stool.”

( 5-0).

As well as our two favourite smashed-in bulldogs, I’d almost forgotten that clip gave us this prime whopper.

Fyp.

Harsh. They’re not business gurus

Daughter sent me this today. I’ve never been so proud.

Given what he’d just cooked, I’d say one or both of them are fart-sniffers.

Well done Fish old chap. Are you married then?

WHO?

They bumped in to some radge bastard ranting on about Best Scotch who battered the lot of them, not allowed mobiles on the orthopaedic ward, so no updates until tomorrow at least.

In a break with tradition I’m going to say… … 0-5. A pair each from the Robledos and a Hat trick from Jinky Jim Smith.

Imagine being told someone is going to ram a wire coat hanger up your japsy, only to then find that the reality was 10 times worse than your most pessimistic imaginings of how it might be. Aye, that.

It’s been derelict for 15 years now. I used to work on the building next to it, and it was depressing seeing it deteriorate over the years. I agree about its importance, and it’d be a travesty if it was allowed to get beyond repair.

Renewed attempts to save the Keelmen’s Hospital. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-68318135 I’ve thought for a while it would be a great venue/workshop/studio type place, with the central courtyard as a covered performance area.

I’ve just been told that I’m now ( literally, in 10 feckin minutes), going to Mrs. F’s formerly estranged dad’s birthday party, organised by his 4th or 5th wife’s family, who are all certifiably mental but dull as ditchwater. FML.

PaddockLad by the end of this weekend.

Thank fuck for that! Things come in threes, Fury fight cancelled, Callum the Tranny blowing his gasket… I was worried you might be jinxing the match, but I’ll take this.

Anyone know any good bars in Newbury that are showing the match?

Ffs Steven.

Is your van called Callum?

Team “bonding” session?

BTW’d YP.