Monkeys Fist

Put a bag on your head. Sorted.

Me too. I have that joyful experience to look forward to when I get home

I’ve stayed in Brizzle a few times when I had my rope access business. Of all the other cities in the UK, it struck me as having a very similar vibe to Newcastle- might have been the area we were staying - Clifton, which has similar architecture, as did the part of the city we frequented, more likely was that both areas were also stowed out with top-notch blart.

Le Cock Sportif?

All the nice boys love a man in uniform, sugartits.

Have you got your knee socks and white vest on?

Nice to see Deaderz found his place in the world after leaving here.

Cabbaged YP

Sorted.

Inspired by this apparently… …which was Fist Jnr’s favourite song when he was about 4.

Followed by jail time for all those involved, including Chief Tangoman.

She does look like a discarded foreskin, mind…

GB take Gold in the men’s climbing. Excellent, measured performance from the lad, tbh. Didn’t realise he’d won when the Japanese lad fell off.

Would

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS! Rip to Democracy manifest.

We could execute all the racists, make room for them? I’ll swing an axe ( it’s the most environmentally friendly way to dispatch).

We can do what the fuck we want.

Not my words, credit goes to @Gemmill the other board pervert.

I’ve just got back from the funeral today of Mrs. F’s uncle, who was very possibly the nicest bloke I’ve ever known. He was such a lovely, gentle, and self-effacing man, he gave Jnr his 1960s acoustic guitar a month ago, knowing he was on his way out. He was also a very active political animal, served as a councillor in Durham, lifelong Labour member, he set up and ran an organisation to help immigrants find homes and settle in to their new communities- he walked the walk and let others do the talking whilst he got on with it. Their was a lady attending today who was one of the people he helped directly- Shazia, who said that wherever she looked in her garden, she saw Brian smiling back at her, as he gave her so many plants to make her house a home. It struck me that there must be so many people like him who never get any public acknowledgment, yet just fire on with being thoroughly decent. And then there’s cunts like Farage getting regular airtime despite a career of failure.

If this were true, who do you think might be to blame for that,then? Here’s a clue.