Monkeys Fist

Btw, Shearer’s worst season for us was 97-98, when he fucked his ankle at Everton in that pre-season bollix, then only got 2 goals from his 17 subsequent appearances. He did manage to hoof Neil Lennon square in the kisser and get away with it that same season, so it wasn’t all bad. Taking the great with the better than most, he scored an average of 21 goals per season for NUFC. sunderland have managed a total so far, of 37 goals in all competitions this season, which is one of their better results of the last decade.

Btw, it went down like a lesbian in a fanny factory. Definitely one for the “can’t be arsed but hungry” file.

He wrote a novel based on a visit to Roker Park in the 1960s, The Atrocity Exhibition. Proper, original MLF, marrows.

So, two Wor Flags displays or 16 Spirit of 37 Christmas wrapping recyclings?

Isn’t that the angry dwaaaarf who fucked off to join Mowbray at Brum? * friendship with Birmingham City ended. Bilbao are new Best Friends

Edited, you pedantic ringpiece.

Pollo Amatriciana with Penne, and Garlic Flatbreads. It’s a bit of a cupboard clear out job tbh, but it hits the spot on a cold, windy Sunday night, and it’s a one-pot job so… bonus. Couple of chix tits, diced and laced with some “chicken seasoning” mix from Lidl. Diced, smoked streaky bacon* Diced red onion Garden peas Penne pasta Minced garlic- a shedload Couple of wallops of pesto Fresh Basil 1 large jar of Lloyd G Roast Garlic Pasta Sauce. Parmesan Black pepper Hefty slug of Chilli sauce. 1. Cook pasta ‘til it’s Al Bundy. ( save a cupful of the pasta water for later). 2. Fry off the chicken, bacon, and onion for about 5-6 minutes, basically until the bacon is crispy. 3. Add the garlic and stir for about 30-40 seconds, then add your chilli sauce- I’ve only got Sriracha atm so that’s what’s going in 4. Whack the pasta sauce in ( if you have any leftover wine, you can deglaze with it at this stage before adding the pasta sauce). 5. Give it 4-5 minutes, tip the saved pasta water in to thicken it, then add the garden peas, pesto, and pasta. 6. Chuck some fresh basil, black pepper, and Parmesan on, give it a final stir, serve and neck. All ingredients can be subbed at your leisure. CT, but if you change the pasta for rice, and the sauce for sweet and sour, you might want to forego the garlic breads and have prawn crackers instead. * I’d normally use pancetta, but as u said, this is cupboard clear out job and I had a pack of streaky in the freezer left over from Christmas.

This is good news because

Klopp is retiring????????? They’ve kept that quiet.

Looks like the Knight Ryder will need a new narc

I’m trying to work out how to shift this to the secret forum the minute the full time whistle blows…

“Barrett's "Family Man" nickname came about before he had any children of his own. Aston foresaw his role as a band leader and started to call himself "Family Man". He subsequently fathered 41 children”

House!

Paedo Pink and Disinfectant Yellow

Oonai’d yowm post

Without looking, I’m going to say that between this being posted on Ready to Groom, and the “bribed by their murderous, camel-humping, paed…etc” response, it’ll be a maximum of one post, possibly zero if the original poster makes the link first.

@sammynb ( A draw isn’t a loss, so I’m claiming this, as fucking mental as it was).

0-5 to the righteous men of workers unity.

Ffs! 2-2 ( in 3 mins).

Is that SaintmaximanTV ?

remind you of anyone? clue; he’s not a rocket scientist

Fucking Mike !

Back up about 10 minutes ago. Are you lads on dial-up?