Monkeys Fist

Was he hanging out at the bow, or mainly the bell end?

John's latest album will be coming in your ear soon #peterkay

Chick peas are the mutt's.

It might get on your wick.

Tell me about it! I thought it was going to come out of my arse! The relief when it cleared though ....

I can hear again! Just had my ear unblocked after over a week life in Mono. ( bloody noisy world !)

So long as your username doesn't begin with L, you'll be safe Comrade Steveski. For nuw

Angelina Jolies' forehead vein has its own FB page.

Miss out on my weekly Milf spotting? Fuck off. (Mind, you go to Asda Boldon, so you're excused).

Aye, full of Yorkshiremen.

You're kidding me woman! The amount of plucking, tweezing, shaving, trimming and general depilatory nonsense you laydeez get up to in our bathrooms .... it's like a barbers floor!

Cunt.

Catmag is going to love this.

Acrossthepond- canny for a Canadian.

Is that the big white one on the corner, ropey old cockney landlady?

Some daft cunt covered in Borstal specials by the look of him. Has he got a Scaramanga going on there as well ?

Aye, thanks for that you sick Mofo!

Say what you see! Say what you seeee!

Could've been a lot worse. " Our Pube, ya tea's ready!"