Monkeys Fist

Not to Savile there wasn't.

Going on holiday like ?

You say that every time though

Christmas has come early in New York - shops are full of trees.

Nurse! More cream please, on the tip thanks

Email it to his branch of Thomas Cooks.

Due to lack of barnet, my napper has become desensitised. However, I feel like this bloke

WARNING Whilst the above has a refreshing , menthol scent and leaves you tingling, it's not a good idea to use it on your Bell, or Balloon Knot. As my neighbours just heard.

The 69 yr old went on TV to deny he had a taste for young girls ..... with his 34yr old girlfriend. Not doing yourself any favours there , Freddie.

Do your thang @ys

Btw, does Wor Grant have any pics where he isn't sweating like a fat rapist?

Who says its the same Alex?

He did- all over his lass's best terry towelling nightie.

Glad to be of service

Fucking sterling work there Fish! Absolutely CAPITAL

Tidied

Lost count of how many of his I've "accidentally" binned (Cheers Cath btw)

Fuck. Sorry. Deleted Brocks post by mistake. Sausage fingers + phone = useless cu*t Any way of retrieving it Ant?

This.

Drilling Schlags. I'm easily amused.

To answer your question ADP, if you're only going to use it once or twice a year to put Ikea stuff together, an own brand cordless from B&Q or the like should be ok, you can get them for about £ 20.

Schlag Bohring. Sounds fun.