Monkeys Fist

He's better with one leg than Ranger is with two!

Red Tube or Xhamster?

It's from The Silver Spoon, classic Italian recipe book. 1500 pages of Italian food, first thing he makes is a fecking curry

Mrs. Fist out, kids in bed, Wine, cheeses, pickles , kabanos'.

Hoy some pineapple and sultanas in and that's School Dinner Curry Next time you make it CT, try making your own curry powder, it's piss easy and makes a world of difference.

Not so much funny as wtf? Scarlett Johansen is Young Christopher Walken!

Yorkshire - sounds Yorkshire, looks Yorkshire , tastes Yorkshire. Is Yorkshire

Whole chicken cut into portions is always more tasty than a breast fillet.

Pub was the Yorkshire Man. Reeked of Yorkshire tbh. Yorkshire.

You dirty old voyeur CT!

And lose 2 lifting it off the shelf.

I read something some time ago about a topic that was momentarily interesting. I have not read about it since.

Any pictures?

Will it bother her in the kitchen?

That's a right bummer Andrew. Sorry to hear it. I'm sweating off some Christmas poundage today - working on an internal atrium job at the Uni. By the end of today I'll have climbed and descended the equivalent of Big Ben (ish). ( They've left the heating on too. )

It's where the War was ( Oradour is a town which has been left untouched since the War , site of a massacre,)

Ferry trip to Amsterdam Cath? Then when your there ... http://www.amsterdamlogue.com/things-to-do-in-amsterdam-for-kids.html Dead easy to get around on the trams too.

Speaking of nuts ...

Interesting.

I've just got in from graft to find a pile of holiday brochures on the table. Subtlety is not Mrs. F's strong point.

Sunscreen CT, Sunscreen.

I can go one better for you LTB, and merge everything into one huge stream of consciousness thread

And now I've fiddled with the title, just to fuck it up even more