Monkeys Fist

Does it involve rice an' peas?

Going to bed happy tonight

Lion on the loose in Essex. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-19388301 Massive pussy, orange colour with long nails out and about in Essex- Yeah good luck trying to find that one.

Ah, side boob.

He turned up at the Trent, from Kent???

Someone please post that on RTG.

Which explains your promotion to the lofty heights ?

Spill. This sounds good.

I was thinking the very same tbh.

Engrish?

BREAKING NEWS- For the first time in its history the Notting Hill Carnival has sold out of food this morning.

Little bit of rain and the inbreeds crumple. The unwashed remain unwashed.

Aye, me too. Here's his big moment.

RIP Ultimate pioneer. ( don't even bother Wolfy)

Fuck my life! Just got in from graft. Any moisture knocking about?? Fancy a result here.

Saw the Team GB Paralympic Swimming team train at the City Pool yesterday. Bit rusty, some of them.

Boom

http://nuclearweaponarchive.org/Russia/TsarBomba.html Pure nonsense.

Look closely and you can see Disney's signature in the cloud