Monkeys Fist

Link below shows the cell he's in. I wouldn't fancy spending a year on that, never mind the rest of my life tbf. http://www.buzzfeed.com/jtes/inside-norwegian-killer-anders-breiviks-priso?s=mobile (having said that, I'd put murderers in a 10'x10' cell with a blanket and shit pot and hoy some food in once a day, but that's why I'm not a judge).

Surprised Wrenton hasn't posted.

Lucky twat.

Poetry I'm having that for my sig Stevie.

I love it when you talk dirty! #wetasaspackaschin

I'm not used to big ones, petal.

Again?

Wonderful things, genes

… in the bank!

You'll have to tell him precisely how many that is Gene. Poor Mackem struggles with addy-ups and takey-aways.

I am become Rikko, destroyer of Wolfy

Mams got a headache! Daughter, run!!!!

Still would.

The Mackem was clearly bored with his sister , he's gone now, guess his Mam decided to put out.

Guess who? Would

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mxkPyQuPBM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

You watching us in the pub?

IRATA Level 3's don't do "gruelling" mate, we get minions to do that as we polish the handrail supervise. You and your muscles can carry my pay packet home though.

I could do with a bitch to fetch things for me.

Noted.

No full stop at the end there, Ant?

The bit everyone gets nervous about is the heli-simulator. Basically, you're in a helicopter mock up, strapped in , and it gets dumped upside down in a pool. You have to wait until its fully submerged, then get out. Without filling the pool with shit. Sounds fun.

I know what you mean. It's my fall back if it all goes tits up.