Monkeys Fist

Who do you suggest? ( who would come and work under Fatman and the Slimeweasel)

Since Gemmill recommended it, CT's daughter will be having some " alone" time with the telly

Show us your chebs and you can have as much credit as you like.

Cisse! Fucking topper!

http://youtu.be/aJkc3qDU74Q

Gritting wagon had F.B.C.B.C. written on the side. ( the B,B and C are for Bolton Borough Council )

Cute little laddy Enjoy every minute of it mate, it's brilliant.

I'm in fucking Bolton, Wigan v Manc Mackems on the pub telly. I really need us to win tonight.

Lube or dry?

Seems Larry was a stoner. From a 2011 interview

Face it CT, there's only one TV manufacturer who'd be suitable chez vous .... Edit: it's even spelt CT stylee Although, in the bedroom .... ... Sexy time

Aye, this is the best thing they ever recorded ...

Baconesque.

Bet he wears a suit to work.

As the list on this link shows, Tyneham wasn't the only village abandoned during the war. Interesting to note that Radcliffe in Northumberland was there until 1972, when it was demolished for open-cast mining. http://www.timesatlas.com/ATLASOFBRITAIN/Pages/Abandonedvillages.aspx There's also a place near Wooler , called Middleton, that has a few ruined cottages left. Abandoned in the 1600s I think.

36" wide

One for the dartboard

When's the Marty Party starting?

Dropped mine from 4 storeys up. Screen smashed but otherwise fine. I(ron)Phone.

Nice one OTF.

Its the last night in the digs tonight-using what's left. Chicken ( portioned) , chorizo, red onion , butternut squash, 6 whole garlic cloves, smoked paprika, lemon, squeezed over it all then quartered and hoyed on. Brown the chicken , then flash the chorizo , everything on a big roasting tin. Poured the olive oil I cooked sealed the chorizo over it all, in the oven for 25-30 mins. I'll taste it, might chuck some tarragon on for last few minutes. Smells bloody gorgeous already.

This needs more lolz.