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Monkeys Fist

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  1. CT's obviously just had some young hotties in his taxi and is feeling guilty about his Rapey rumblings.
  2. It might be easier now, but not easy by any stretch of the imagination.
  3. Well done , have a cigar. You understand Newton's 3rd law. The ball is the rocket fuel You are the rocket The ice is the vacuum of space ( offers little to no resistance/friction). Do you see? Hmmm?
  4. Wolfy, if you sit on an office chair on , say, an ice rink, and threw a ball as hard as you could , what would happen to 1) The ball 2) You, sitting on your chair.
  5. You obviously haven't seen Apollo 18 Do keep up Tubby
  6. Just Gabby Gullible here, you tell me what know
  7. If one of them kisses you on the cheek, twat the bastard then run! The Romans are coming.
  8. From the sublime to the ridiculous.
  9. Silly me. Because they sent the Apollo missions up tied to big fucking whizz bang, of course.
  10. And the TV. (2 kids )
  11. Cancer and my name is Larry, huh And I like a woman That loves everything and everybody Because I love everybody and everything And you know what, ladies, If you feel that this is you Then this is what I want you to do Ooh, yeah, take my hand Let me take you to Love Land Let me show you how sweet it could be Sharing your love with Larry. Giddup there Petal.
  12. You'd be amazed what you can find up a wizard's sleeve.
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