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Monkeys Fist

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  1. It has to be said Wolfy, fair play for effort and that, but you really are a prize, grade A mong. Your entire world view can be summed up by " If I can't see it, it doesnt exist". If this is true, how do you explain; Music- you can't see it, but it's there Air- you can't see it, without it, you'd die. Me- you've never met me, but I exist. CT- the proud and happy father of 4 four kids? He hasn't seen his penis in 20 years. Farts- you fart, it stinks, can't see it. Farts are a lie? Help me out here.
  2. Oh , silly me , forgot. Anaconda. Whereas we of the average garter snake are happy with
  3. Was it the stair cleaning hose?
  4. Does she get her Mingus out Ant? If not , it has to be Ms. Le Brock.
  5. Tom - Spinal Tap Trophyshy- 2 Girls 1 Cup ( after one of his special chillis )
  6. He disproved Newton by asking if you could set off a firework in a Dyson. Radical free thinker.
  7. Ant - Weird Science … he would if he could J69 - Leaving Las Vegas Parky- Apocalypse Now 2J - Up In Smoke Wolfy - The Matrix ( was going to say Capricorn 1 but he beat me to it. ) Kitman - From Dusk til Dawn Catmag- Carry on Doctor.
  8. A potato had a dildo up its arse? This belongs in a Wolfy thread.
  9. Amateurs the lot. Always use electric, built in leash
  10. Couldn't he have picked a nicer looking team?
  11. I went to a wedding at Kirkley Hall, near ponteland. Was very nice. Students will still be away so worth a punt. There's also a hotel/ country club further along the same road, towards Blagdon Farm shop. The name eludes me at the moment but they cater for weddings too. Edit ; it's Horton Grange Country House.
  12. Once a rocket enters Space, Space is no longer a vacuum, therefore the rocket will work. Check mate.
  13. The question is who would you have a pint with , not a half
  14. Therefore no longer a vacuum. And the hamster will die. Edit; aaaand just seen Chez's reply. D'oh
  15. And you're not really comparable to any of them , are you Chunk?
  16. "How do you plead, woman?" "Not guilty due to Rag Week m'lud" " Acquitted!"
  17. Aye, but the music was waaaaay college then.
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