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FYP

.........The difference between boys and girls

Me and J69, besties.

Sirs, you are a....

You'll find outrage easier to carry off if you remove the broom shank from your arsehole. If my post upset you, you're going to spend a lot of time on here chewing your keyboard. ( re-read it btw, it's not a joke about the dead) And yes, swearing and black humour is acceptable on here. Has been for years, long may it continue.

Change the ball for a bowl of mash'n'beans and you've hit the jackpot

I was largely irrelevant.

Speaking of constipated budgies

"Rention, Manc Fop-lite...."

It'll be interesting to see how they recover this crane, ( which I'm sure will be the subject of a Channel 5 documentary).

There's a surprise

Rattled

Fuck you very much.

I'm not like. I love baiting the Mental.

Posted this earlier on Random convo. It's Huuuuuge

I'm expecting a massive increase in floating voters for the presidential elections.

Nicked.

Our friends across the Pond are going to get battered to fuck shortly. Look at the size of it compared to Irene! ( £11 billion dollars of damage Irene)

They want shot with shit. " Here lads, we paid good money for this coffin, we're going to get our money's worth out of it. "

Aye, the pump provides the pressure which makes the water seek an escape. Not the atmosphere/medium it escapes into. The act of escaping that pressure exerts a force on the hose , which wants to move ,but doesn't move because Sam is holding it. Do you agree?