Monkeys Fist

Bit of culture she says … I was expecting Human Cheese. Impressive painting mind.

Staying on the " When animals attack" theme, I've just texted my brother who started a two week holiday in Greece yesterday. I was after the address of his digs so I could send out a birthday card for my niece. Aaaaaaanyway, he's just told me that today at the beach , he was attacked by a FUCKING BULL!!! As they were walking along this morning, some bloke shouted " behind you!" he turned, just as this beast was lunging at him- he went up on its horns, one gashed his arm, the other went through his rucksack , spearing his Kindle! Sounds mental! I've told him to have steak tonight as revenge.

It's the only the females that bite. Nuff said

FYP

The Wrestler is an excellent movie. And Marissa Tomei whips em oot - bonus!

He wasn't, but he got a bit peckish.

Used to go to a barbers in Westmoor ( when I had hair), the lass who cut your hair had ridiculously large boobs. You'd get the back of your head massaged by them when she was snipping away. The place was always rammed.

Read on a couple of reports that he'd been diagnosed with inoperable brain tumour. Tragic for his lads, whatever the reason.

Probably for the best

Aye, him too.

"We are the Mags We are the Mags We are We are We are the Mags"

Salma's husband - wedding night. Next.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-19314967 Bloody Hell!

Delibrit. Obveeusly.

As is your Englisjh.

Not too far from the truth there Mam.

I cried. Mainly at the state of Mrs. F's otter pocket afterwards.

I'm crying with laughter at this thread. It's like sitters v standers again.

Watched Goonies with my kids too. Only just realised the kid is …

Flash flood?