Monkeys Fist

Go anyway , it's very good food.

Pani's on High Bridge is child friendly, cracking food too.

Do not feed the pig. The pig will die.

RIP

Renton I hereby castigate you. Officially an that.

You're right LM, I've edited accordingly.

irony

read any one of your posts from the last two pages, they could have been lifted from any one of the hundreds of threads you have ruined over the last 6 years. They weren't though, they were posted by you, today. That's why it's moved to here

fuck off with making every thread about your need to right. or, just fuck off.

someone beat me to it

First Blood

Fucking groundhog day strikes again

Boy or a girl ?

Hmm, this post, you house hunting.… There's a little Gremlin on the way, isn't there?

Fyp. By " going out" of course, we mean schtupping them.

First one I had. Still the best.

Learn from the Master , Jonasjuice, learn. Dare you to tell whilst still nuts deep. ( if you do it whilst " a la chien" it will turn into Rodeo fuck )

I once chose the classic. Go round, shag the bejaysus out of her , then drop the bomb. Guaranteed to be final.

Cracking song.

That must have been tough for him ( and you) losing your mother. Did you live with your grandparents when you came back from evacuation, or did they let your Dad come home? My Great Granfather was in the Royal Artillery in WW1 as it happens. He was deaf as a post as a result.