Monkeys Fist

Goodness Me! Ginger fucking beer , again!

Fucking hell! So was this Leazes then, definately?

"How man woman man! " All makes me chuckle.

Golly Gosh, Goodness Me and now Whoops a Daisy?? It must be like living in an Enid Blyton book in your house CT.

It's not pretty,(but some of the skeetatch is).... Huey's knob cheese is funnier than Comedy Dave

I hear you LTB , I'm about due another cortisone injection in my dodgy shoulder, should get another couple of years graft out of it.

I've said before the best way they could improve an already decent show is to dump Craig Charles. Huey Morgan's Sunday show is the best thing on radio- FACT! I AM RIGHT ABOUT THIS AND WILL BE IN 6 YEARS TOO. Classic fm would be great if it wasn't for all the fucking adverts

That's me fucked. I know I come across as nails ( ) but I eat lentils. Rank hypocrisy.

Tuna?

It was a fucking mess last time I went in. Didn't finish my pint, it was terrible.

You mean the house right next door to it? Noted.

Last seen working as a Chugger for Sir Bobby's Foundation on Shields Road. Didn't go well

Oh yes…

" After successfully navigating over 10km of flooded virgin passages under the jungles of Nicaragua , Andy liked nothing better than to return home and beat the shit out his lass. "

Owned by Arabs- that'll send someone on here into bacon meltdown

Shite with sugar on. Cheers Ma Fist.

Reminds me of the schoolyard joke about the Oomigoolys bird.