Monkeys Fist

Robbing the Thieves.

I'd have him back, but only if they took Shola.

Love it.

Well I think they're both absolutely top blokes, and always have done. Top Blokes I said.

Genuinely puzzles me how the fuck could anyone let themselves get in that state? Combine the two- The Waddling Man. Be a short programme , admittedly.

Isnt ScottishMag involved with a charity? Or started one?

My old man calls a certain kind of bread fadge- anyone else heard this used, or is he just a filthy bread perv? Edit; just googled, and fadge is another name for Oirish tayto bread, but he used it for a kind of stottie. Btw, just driven to Warrington and back to price a job, can't be arsed cooking so Taste of India will be getting a call later.

Should've made Bombay potatoes man! http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/bombaypotatoes_1406

The original or the yank version? The original is a belting film.

What did you think of Marley & Me ?

Rango. Shouldn't have really, I've got to be up drive to Warrington and back tomorrow, but it's funny as fuck.

I reckon we can turn this into The Cooking Thread Mk II if we post the shit out of it.

You make a valid point Meenzer. It's great fun ripping into CT's culinary naivety, but if you've never really cooked before, it's a daunting task stepping into a kitchen. The govt , etc, can bang on about 5 a day until they're blue in the face, if people can't cook without burning water they'll get nowhere. As I write this I've been thinking " who taught me the basics?", and as cliched as it sounds, it was Ma & Pa Fist. Just simple things, but essential. I clearly remember asking about cooking veg- does it go in cold water or boiling water? Mam told me if it grows underground it goes in cold, if it grows above ground it goes in boiling. Anyway… I reckon CT is cooking boiled eggs as he can't crack raw eggs yet and is sick of ending up with a face dripping like a bad porn star.

"Kill Baldrick…" You'll feel better reading this. http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2011/sep/19/cookbook-errors-recipes-for-disaster

CT, do everyone, yourself included, a massive favour and buy a copy of this It's where Heston nicked the boiled egg method from

You been boiling eggs a la CT? What happened?

Killer Kilcline finally comes out as an accountant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDpO5Bu27fs&sns=em "Taxi! To the nearest pie shop, thence to the Cleading Conservative Club!"

For a while, aye. Then the technical problems kicked in and they got the sound back.

I think hate is a bit harsh. Pardew has clearly spent a lot of time instilling a teamwork ethic in the squad, they play for each other and it shows. It's possible that he is concerned introducing HBA into the team kind of pisses on that. I don't think it would, be if that's the case I can see his concern.

Ring him up and ask him Joshua Cryer : 07977 164 990 joshua.cryer@ncl.ac.uk I'd feel bad if it wasn't already splashed all over tinterweb.

Aye, I'd be surprised if he isn't booted out of Uni. Must've racked up a canny student debt by now too- my heart is bleeding.

Re. Joshua Cryer, the tit who sent Collymore racist tweets. I'm guessing that's his law career over before it's started? Can you be a lawyer/barrister with a criminal record?

Wasn't that those Mackems tramps? Aye. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8413974.