Monkeys Fist

Does the time-honoured " Five fingered sleeping pill" not work?

Then he wouldn't be a professional(ly employed) footballer. Next! Obviously that was an exaggeration but you do realise ramadhan aint the only time when they fast throughout the yr. My point is this, if someones religious beliefs are going to affect their work performance to a point where the company is losing thousands, surely youd think there would be some sort of clause in his contract, giving him non paid leave or something. Without being discriminatory. il have a read me that article thanks. Ronnie Rosenthal would never play against Bolton for Kosher reasons

It's enough to make your cock shrink....

Ok then, since you can keep it quiet, Soccermom is a pre-op Leazesmag. All neatly tucked away now.

Soccermom mkII I now know the secret behind soccermom btw, only reason I joined the admin team Tell... I'll keep it a secret ! Secret, man version- tell nobody. Secret, lady version- tell nobody ( except best friends, husband, sister, mother, and that woman you always bump into at the shops but can never recall her name).

Spill.

Jesus!

If only you'd given Rapey some credit…

If I can't whisk the shit out of it, I'm not doing it. (sounds lovely mind)

Don't apologise man, this board needs more spunk-breathed self fellaters. Speaking of terrible shits , here's a terribly shit joke for KSA to translate into Polish, might come in handy on his trip? Q.What's the difference between the Holocaust and a Bull? A. You can't milk a bull. :0

I know it's childish, but I nearly followed through at 0.35 seconds in.

No punch necessary for that , Sugarmoobs

I'll throw some of my poo at them.

I. McHunt, and one of our members is in there too.

It's likely they're not the earliest of risers- play them at their own game. 6.30- 7 am every morning, give them an hour or two of whatever music Mrs. Henda's parents are into. Classical always works well, long, continuous pieces with plenty of tempo changes ideally. Turn the volume up to eleven. Did this when we had party animals living above us in Wallsend, except I used Led Zeppelin and then Zappa on repeat when I left the house. Sharp works. If all else fails, raise a Toontastic posse and beat the living shite out of them.

In the kitchen, where else?

Please.... Blancito.

Aye, what was his crack? I just thought that was why we brought Perch, Best and Squidward on. You know just to say we can piss on you even when we have this shite on the pitch. Was that not why he did it like? I see your thinking

Aye, what was his crack?

"Two different versions" What a tit

Dalglish has leapt to her defense, T-Shirts are being prepared.

The only time anyone should be wearing a waist coat is if they're a professional snooker player tbh. Anyway, apparently Taylor hopes to get in the Team GB squad... Please God, not as the kitman.

mit die cameltoe,auch! Whats the crack with tucking ties into a waistcoat? If it's seen as fine, it fucking shouldn't be after this abomination.

Salty's 'weekend' persona.