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What if you're wrong though Leazes? What then?

Bad crack that. Hope it works out ok.

Day 2 of The Man Flu Outbreak. Soldiering on, bravely.

Yo Bish, quit yo whining , yo. Etc etc

Who could you mean?

Painful this like. Like watching a man drown in his own shit.

I was admiring his moobs, naturally thought of you.

I just want to hit him with a baseball bat with 7 inch nails in. You'd think the Chairman would make sure he was wearing the new sponsor's logo. Richard won't be happy.

Tidied for you. Spring Cleaned

Even if they go out in the replay, they'll have got to the four-and-a-halfth round and we didn't. Which sums up the small town mentality of our polydactyl chums down the A19. ( Always creases me that they don't even have main road for their hovels).

It's a company called Richardson Ltd. Smallish but growing so they've had a few positions open up for recent graduates like me to train. Are they Newcastle based? Edit; just remembered you're based in Reading- d'oh. I'm blaming Man Flu, feel rancid today.

Nice one mate. Is it Places for People, Gentoo, Your Homes ?

Ffwd 12 months from now… Employment Tribunal Chairman- " Mr McFaul, I regret to inform you that being a Mackem, Mug, Wrongun or Wallpusher is not sufficient reason to deny our applicants employment. " Stevie " Fuck off you mug!"

That's why he was worth £500 a week!

Aye, that's what I thought. They're trying to get me to sign up, but I'm getting in with a couple of the bigger construction companies anyway, so I think I'll fuck them off. The lad on the phone was a right cockernee wide boy too.

Spent most of the time lying on my front or in the pool. Thinking back, she was a right rotter, but she was 18 , had tits, and would speak to me. The joys of 13yr old hormones!

Went to C'an Picafort when I was 13, and spent the entire time trying ( and failing) not to get a boner as I lusted over my mates elder sister. Hope that helps Besty.

Quick question for you Stevie- do you know of a company called Causeway Building Register ? If so, are they legit?

You can when you haven't got 1001 things to keep your business running smoothly Nah, the freedom from a boss is liberating. I sack myself every few weeks, just because I can.

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Good luck with it Stevie- work wise, it's the best/scariest thing I've ever done

Get one of the lads on here to sort you out man, save you the trip

Hearty Greetings Catmag, I am being of representation of The Internationale Royale Bank of Nigeria, my true position is that of one who is deal with sadly pissed away client. Give us yer bank details or the cat gets it!!!

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