Monkeys Fist

And your address and phone number is on your Facebook page. Just sayin' Ta ta

Superflounce.

Isn't Pud a tax inspector? You'll be declaring at least £25,000 this year then Dean BlahBlah, of Whitley Bay?

Tidied.

Aye, righto Derek. 100%

Snakehips will be seething when he sees this.

Seconded.

Aye. http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=965916

Does Pierre know how to "fix" fat men's helicopters?

Chez has walked into Ronin. Fucking Hell

We got the wrong billionaire.

wtf. Is she a dwarf? Looks like a Vic Reeves drawing in that pic.

He's called Dynamite because of the rate at which it diminishes and there's a mess at the end! And he's often handled by men with moustaches.

Happy as pigs in shit me, Leazes old chap. How about you? Nurse!!

I'm just glad the copper that pulled me over thought it was snot hanging off my nose.

Devon, TR is dishing out BJs so I thought, " Well, I'm just passing…" Should't that be "I'm just coming?" Men usually do that after the sexual act, not before. I just meant that he was on his way to Devon. I've no idea what your filthy mind is thinking of... Apologies, Toonraider has warped my mind beyond recognition. Honestly, she's such a harlot... Dammit!! Almost made it home. Why dont cars have internal windscreen wipers?

What was on offer tonight Leazes? Best Scotch or Exhibition?

Devon, TR is dishing out BJs so I thought, " Well, I'm just passing…" Should't that be "I'm just coming?" Past tense I'm afraid. Made it as far as the A1 slip road at Gosforth Park.

Devon, TR is dishing out BJs so I thought, " Well, I'm just passing…"

http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=954156

I'd best warn the neighbours Aye, tell them Hurricane Fist is approaching , it might get blowy. I'm only doing this cause Snakey is feeling his age-clicky

When they see me nekkid in a ginger wig, striding rampant into your gaff, they'll bite themselves to death.

Shield Gazette... a better source of info about NUFC than the EC. http://www.shieldsgazette.com/news/local-n...moval_1_3734326 Cheers mate. Steve Wraith in that article. Never met him , that I'm aware of, is he as big a tool as he comes across in that?