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Leazes said "You will be hated by all men on account of my name; but the man who stands firm to the end will be saved. If they persecute you in one town, take refuge in the next; and if they persecute you in that, take refuge in another." Mt. 10.22-23 Amen brother.

What's Big Ron up to these days? i heard barry fry's looking for a new job and would relish the challenge. Not if Steve Bleasdale can get in there first! We will end up with this bloke.

Think we might be. Can't think of any others so far.

That's the thing though, I bet you they don't. Have they been lifted? Not that I'm aware of yet. But the old bill reckon that given the crime they've committed they're convinced they'll be known offenders and marry that with the DNA they've pulled together, they should be able to make a link. Good stuff.

Nice Ava Wacky

That's the thing though, I bet you they don't. Have they been lifted?

Can you not pay a Mackem to push/pull you home?

Little mugs. They'll be dead soon don't worry, I think you've dealt with this courageously Craig, it's only natural you'd think you could've done more, but well done I say you put up a fight and not knowing what weapons they had is showing courage in itself. They're shit human beings don't deserve to live as far as I'm concerned. Were they black or scrawny little North London Vinny Jones type mugs? This mate, two against one, well done.

Fuck me! Glad you're both relatively ok,

Tidied. Leazes wept from now on.

Or…

Is it safe to go back yet? The mad bastard is still not speaking to his wife since she covered the woodchip paper in the living room with Anaglypta in 1976.

Deaders , there is no takeover from Shepherd or anyone else in the offing. This thread is from 2006, but Leazes has dug it up because he is certifiably insane and has missed taking his tablets.

He's mixed his Scotch with his Ex. Lethal.

I am so happy I looked in this thread.

Who did you meet from here Stephen? And are they freakishly ugly?

Happy Birthday mate. Going out for Lunch?

Happy Birthday Raas Claat.

Facebook or Fanny Batter?

Ah Safewaygate. So bad they're unpmable even. Howay Kid. Nap time.

What were the "unpostable" stories about him btw Stevie? PM obviously.

The most attractive thing on there is The Fat Cunt. Time to repost this link