Monkeys Fist

Updated.

One thing at a time man, He's loading up the bacon gun.

I'm CT and so's my wife.

Right, that's it. I try my best and that's the response I get? I've had it with this place. Craig, cancel my account. Ayatollah blatantly bullying a poster who's contributed jokes for years including anal sex innuendos just for copying his bingo joke? I'm sick of this kind of attitude on here lately. Thats me finished on here too. Craig, do the honours, mate.

Right, that's it. I try my best and that's the response I get? I've had it with this place. Craig, cancel my account.

There's a post on there now. Only 44. Christ. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=626730

Whilst tracking down the above Viz snippet, I found this, which made me laugh like a bastard.

Blonde hair- check Biker chick - check Magnificent rack- check Mates with Plod - check. It all fits now , Toonraider is none other than…

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Fish on gardening leave.

Tbh, CT has had the hump since his avatar was taken away. Time for a new one?

On yer bike CT?

I'm going from brunette to silver. Except my head, which has been pink since 1996.

I had 5 huge spiders in here last week! They always come in to the warm in September. I bought some Spiderex repellent and sprayed it everywhere!! It has Horse chestnut oil and clove oil in... apparently spiders don't like that. Or a cheaper version would be to get some conkers and place them around the home. Once again, I'll be heading south to spread my conkers round TR's gaff.

He'll be back on Monday with Episode IV of The Burger Diaries. Guaranteed.

Too high-brow for CT that man. More like X-Factor.

PARTY TIME! Cancel it before he changes his mind ffs. Aye, IP ban while you're on just to make sure he doesn't get tempted. CT , having gained a bit weight, in full PMT mode An ovary action?

I got diagnosed with the big 'C' last week............ ........Dsylexia! (sorry) but

Todays date always reminds me of this German lass I went out with. Hated anal.

Al Qaeda have just bought a controlling interest in The New York Jets. Piss taking bastards.

I'll give it 40 days on top of the bacon shed

(which he did)

Wum wummitty Wum wummitty Wum wum Fail fail.

Team Pessimist.