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Pucker up Petal, the ginger merkin is getting glued on as we speak.

I guess i'm just lucky. I always thought you had a cracking sense of humour like

"Too late!" was the cry… … I'll get the ducking stool ready.

If I've read it right, he (potentially) set up a company (SJH) to buy the club, then loaned the company in question the money in order to buy NUFC. SJH then directly owns the club but owes MA the money. By reducing costs and turning a profit NUFC / SJH can then repay Ashley the money over a period of time. The net result being that (if it goes to plan) MA will get back all the money he paid out to buy the club, in effect getting it for nowt. It's not so much selling off assets (although Carroll would fit into that) it's more that the overall operating costs are less than the money coming in over a long enough period of time. Understood perfectly. So how does all this fit into what the club said about breaking even after this season? Does that mean SJH/FMA has got his 138mil back or that the club itself is running at break even? Has there been anything to suggest monies have been paid to SJH? Speaking of debt …

Where's that quote from Dr. Ken ?

It's my birthday tomorrow!! (posting this from my phone whilst driving South overnight)

We should offer him an alternative, he might be strapped for cash. He's a landscape gardener, he could put in a shift on the Memorial Garden, kind of like a CSO.

Can we give this cunt his Mackem badge now please?

Would it naughty of me to mention that gentle reminders can be sent to his website, which is linked on his member profile.

something tells me he wants to have worded that one more carefully

Dynamite had a choice. Enormous member or sense of humour.

Word is he's put some weight on. Think of the database.

I agree that we should. Unrivaled entertainment. I can just see that email … " Dear Paul, We at Toontastic are all sorry for calling you a fat, racist, kidnapping, kiddy fiddling, pie loving, misogynist bastard. Please come back You Cunt "

Can Deano go on pay as you play?

Cheers Chez. Points added.

It's a Webb of intrigue. sorry.

I got most of that ( I think), but for the non-accountant types i.e. Me, does this mean in essence he got us for nowt? If it was covert, is that legal? Also, if true, does this mean we can look forward to many more transfer windows like the last until his pockets are replenished? And how many cunt points should I add to his tally?

Miles Starforth of the Shields Gazzete! See, maybe I'm ultra cynical, but because it doesn't specifically say " no sports direct signage will be shat alongside it" , I'm expecting it to happen.

mmm good spot . the way the rig is 'set' doesn't look as though cantilevered (i.e. access higher up the fascia not possible ?) could be aMakemfake - not read anything to go with this sole picture either no sign of any 'removed' letters on the narrow gantry either ? do they take one down then descend/ascend ? mmmmm Dr Fist - don't you do this kind of highwire shenanegans ? what's your diagnosis mate ? . . #themysterymachine It's a strange one , I'll say that. Regarding fascia access , they must be able to access the whole way up on order to remove the top fixings on the letters. The missing letters will be on the deck, you are only supposed to transport men and tools in cradles, so I'd say they are taking them to ground one by one. What puzzles me is the random nature of removal. As stated, if they were all coming down, you'd just start at one end and work along. That suggests to me that it's for maintenance purposes. I hope so. A simple statement from the club would clear this up, but that would mean them communicating with paying customers, wouldn't it? Btw, doesn't look like the lads in the gantry have hard hats on, tsk tsk , naughty

I solly. Have another Natalie

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I've heard a whisper that we are getting a Chinese striker on a free… …We have signed Fu Kin Nee Won.

mnwmnwn!

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