Monkeys Fist

Not sure, but when he sees this he'll be booking flights.

Anyone passing Central Station today, look up and above Slaters menswear. I'm the good looking one

He's here to what? Must be paying him in lottery tickets. See your picture That would require a quick relegation first. Team Negative!

Pardelini

Get yourself one of these man Kev.

Rly?

you really can't give them credit for signing players with bad injuries they might not be over, and one who went on strike to engineer a move who man.u decided was too much hassle to sign and hasn't even managed 90mins for us yet. Come on Ct even you can't big up the board for shite like that honestly it's beyond a stretch. But he's not a wum, oh no , not wor CT. So pray tell us who you credit with our policy of getting the likes of Tiote, Ben Arfa, Cabaye and Sinton??????? Agnes the tea lady ? We've signed Sinton? Telford won't be best pleased. Still, least he's from the area.

you really can't give them credit for signing players with bad injuries they might not be over, and one who went on strike to engineer a move who man.u decided was too much hassle to sign and hasn't even managed 90mins for us yet. Come on Ct even you can't big up the board for shite like that honestly it's beyond a stretch. But he's not a wum, oh no , not wor CT.

That goes to the person who makes the 1,000,000th post. Unless it's you. I'll not see 1,000,000 posts what with being overfond of cheeseburgers

Beat it out of him - spare the rod, spoil the child.

Happy birthday matey I hope you get a Nice Hat

Jurmill lurking. Jealous.

Jurmill? Howay CT Jr, your taste is not in question, but your pronunciation skills leave a bit to be desired. Can you have a word with your dad about his use of been and being btw. Between you and me, it's a bit embarrassing. Like shite. Jurmill mentioned in the same sentence as Deano, I think the best you could say is that her taste is consistent. MF must be seething btw. Foaming! She's clearly been checking out my gorgeous pics

The drugs dont work.

Does anyone know what the song is? Does anyone care?

Co-latha breith sona dhut

For those who know their history, Bring Back the Hangings. I can suggest our first two

He needn't worry about "three strikes and out" , useless tit.

The Hairy Cup

The album photoshoot…

Getting a response from her lawyers doesn't count. Chris Evans and Bridget Philipson MP. Both on twitter. What did you say? Told Evans I'd got his book for my birthday and it had better not be shit. His response was something like "my book or your birthday?" Bridget posted a picture of some cupcakes she made. I told her no one likes a show off. Real political shit. She just said hello and something about me being jealous I couldn't have a cake (they didn't look that great tbh ). Oh and I told Lee Dixon he was a boring twat on twitter. He replied with a blank message, the fucking retard. None of that last bit surprises me.

Getting a response from her lawyers doesn't count. Chris Evans and Bridget Philipson MP. Both on twitter. What did you say?

Queight alreight, daahling. I'm so posh I have 2-ply bog roll.