Monkeys Fist

Its nee worse than Scochee to be fair. I've heard a place called "the Nook" is the worst on the mackem side of the water like. From my experience (a whole two years of living in South Shields), it's actually alright. Quite a lot of shops and had a canny bit of re-generation. Her indoors (who's South Shields born and bread and till she dies) said it used to be rough as fuck. Biddick Hall on the other hand, fucking hell. Mrs. Fist works in Albania. She reckons the worst bit is Southwick, but says that Hendon, part of her patch, is akin to Helmand Province too. I must admit my knowledge of S. Shields is limited to my time abusing one of it's residents as mentioned above.

We had a romantic episode Kevin, and shared many special moments. Usually all over her tits.

I used to be "friendly" with a lass from Brockley Whins many moons ago, I'm talking late 1980s. It was dog rough then, used to scare the cack out of me walking through it.

I didn't just mean the pub Stevie. The whole estate is pwopa nawty

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I wonder. Why is biscuit?

Don't forget the Jewel in the Crown Stevie- Brockley Whins , wins.

Eh?

I have a mental image of CT sitting in his back garden, dribbling Special Brew down his chin whilst smearing his face in his own poo, frantically posting his "stream of consciousness" insanity. Meanwhile his Mrs. is on the phone inside, "Hello, Cherry Knowle? Aye, he's gone again".

You mean Pyrite, surely? Pierite for the win

A pissed tit. Edit: Chez wins the fastest fingers competition.

We have a "Gold" section, can I suggest a Pewter one?

CT back on the Blue WKD with a vengeance.

Kwality. More feeders…

Probably dazzled by the pink alloys, unless she was driving "Strephen's" motor.

Mike is the Walrus.

will it come with free prawn crackers?

you're giving it away tbh Get with the programme Gloomy- Beatles, not Chilli Peppers. Ffs

I was just stating point of view You should Indicate precisely what you mean to say

Only if you rent a cottage on the Isle of Wight

Geordie Jeans. Shall I run home and get my shine box?

When did you work at River Island then Fish?

Button it Brains.

The closest we'll get to tearing her box open.

Borderline Boro that Jimbo. Still would though.