Monkeys Fist

mmmm yes, mushroom carbonara for me please! Christ no! Chicken and bacon-happy with how it turned out. You can get sort of caught in a routine of cooking the same handful of meals. Nice to mix it up a bit with something you've not done before. Have you got the recipe for it Barney? This is pretty much how I make mine… Spaghetti Carbonara I tend to just use Parmesan, and only the egg yolks, so I'd use an extra egg or two.

Aye, shirley he's had more than Torres?

Welcome aboard Turnipheed, Good shout on Torres, I'd utterly forgotten about the moody spanish waster

RIP

Imagine eh?

Ince? tbh he's the only one I can think of for I

Berger?

No.... extra holiday but ...meh

Fist Missed

The Car Washing scene in Cool Hand Luke… Oh mama!

For the perfectionists amongst us…

"But she was a sweet girl and I wouldn't knock her."

Edson has the answer .…

"It was the Cheeseburgers wot got him"

Spike Milligan's is class- " I Told You I Was Ill " It is written in Irish gaelic as the diocese wouldn't have it in english- cernts

Looking at your pubes makes you think of Alistair Darling. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

Happy Wednesday Ladies and Perverts May The Farce be with you...deffo NSFW!

It's all that kinetic energy and friction... " Anyone who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand"