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He's been called up for Nigeria! Got an email ? "Hello dear friend…" 2.1M in the bank account if you help me.

He's been called up for Nigeria! Got an email ? "Hello dear friend…"

Every bottom needs a top This thread has it's knockers though

DEADMAN lurking. Stand by ground crew, incoming!

Aye, back at Deportivo isn't he? We could put in an eleventh bid of £10 million or so for him.

Still a load of shite imo. Is it? I'd love to know the absolute truth in all of this. Tell me one thing they could have said to Carroll to convince him to go? "You've got Mrs. Nolan pregnant"

Forgive my toughguymickness, but is this it?

Here Puddy Pud, here Puddy Pud.

On .cock. " Ey Ey Lads, Calm Down " derek@aspersviplounge.cock

Anyone in possession of the juicies who doesn't PM me is a right Cynthia! Please?

Carroll sold, nee fucker likely to replace him. What's that you say? Show us some Belta Minge? Oh, ok then

Selling Carroll isn't fucking armageddon, he had a good season and a half and that's it Almandageddon then?

Sal Amander Slippery customer, good feet.

Shell suits, Le Coq tops, reeboks. Not the first time Ashley has sold overpriced goods to scousers. Nor the last.

Will we fuck.

Banging the little one in Antandec. I'm off to cheer myself up in the Belta Minge.

I hate Ashley's guts but even I'm not blaming him for Carroll handing in a transfer request. Agree with you mate. It's a fix and was dusted way before today imo. The die was cast the day Pardew walked through the door and hooked himself onto the puppet strings. This is what depresses me about this sale. It's the clear, clear statement to any fan that the outright lies are continuing, and don't bother getting too worked up about any talent. If they are any good, they'll be on their way.

Will the last NUFC player sold to line the Fat Man's pockets pleaseturn off the lights?

Top tweeting Stevie

P Diddler?

Leazes preparing a bid for the club?

Her cup overfloweth Etc.

Did you pull a sleepy t-bag on her Fish?