Monkeys Fist

Some of us had your pic sellotaped to our bedroom walls already It's stuck on my wall, but not with Sellotape.

Will you hand me a towel, Toughguy? Ah, I like that. I like Toughguy. Toughguy is much better than mongoloid.

Bag, cat and all that....... Photoshops will be whizzing as we speak. CT- hat Stokoe- hat Hmmm?

Definately a Ginger tinge hiding under that panama! And fair play CT.

Who's motorcycle is this?

Must've got it shot for being too slow delivering the drinks. Hey, Toughguy, that fuckin' bandage on your foot is bigger than your fuckin' head.

Wahey! The man from Del Boldon- He say yes!

Is your ankle still knacked Toughguy?

Fish, you're just a Trololo tease.

Goodfellas is just starting on ITV4 Toughguy, are you watching it? How many times did you say you'd seen it?

Broom cupboard. She can just get straight on with the cleaning after the game.

are you from Toxteth? You know, we always called each other good scallys. Like you said to, uh, somebody, :You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a good scally. He's one of us. You understand? We were good scallys. Wiseguys. But Fish and I could never be made because we had Geordie blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was from Sefton. To become a member of a crew you've got to be one hundred per cent Scouse so they can trace all your relatives back to the old country. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and crew. It means that nobody can fuck around with you. It also means you could fuck around with anybody just as long as they aren't also a scally. It's like a license to steal. It's a license to do anything. As far as Fish was concerned with Toughguymick being made, it was like we were all being made. We would now have one of our own as a scally.

What am I? A schmuck on wheels?

Trolololo!! I swear, an animated Stokeolololo and I might just die. If I could , I would've. @yourservice? Please?

Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Toughguy, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Fish. You may fold under questioning.

No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

Shall I tell him?

Trolololo!!

You mean, let me understand this Toughguy cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Unless it's a double bluff from the real killer?

Those babys are staring right at me, an dey biiig! Get your scrubs Love, you've pulled

Btw Pud, did you get my PM?

That's a fowl comment Idioteque.

I like the pizzas and the film mate Dont know what your talking about. I only said I like goodfellas pizzas and goodfellas the film. You dont get goodfella pizzas in Newcastle or something? I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.Salud!