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Just had an encounter with my namesake?

I thought we'd established for the purposes of this thread that personality/reputation = not important. All about the T&A. Edit: We are poles apart on the voice thing- I find a husky voice on a woman a definite plus. Honor Blackman, Mariella Frostrup etc all distinctly average, transformed into minxes by their voice.

Came across this site.....Porn bloopers http://4gifs.com/gallery/v/PornBloopers/?g2_page=41 I'll bet you did. Bizarrely, this was on there.

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Nice one CT. Is your new Ava lifted from a porn shoot? Dirty dog!

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Wearing a belt, has a minge. Qualifies.

He's on the Parliamentary Defence Select Committee, has the Royal Naval Dockyard in his constituency, and is Chair of the all party groups on Russia and Croatia. He also likes animals.

He's a rum bugger old Mike! Naughty

For Certain. Nailed on.

BBC news; http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11922897 Essentially, a 25yr old Russian woman has been working as secretary to Mike Hancock, MP for Portsmouth South,(home of the Royal Naval Dockyard), and has been detained and lined up for deportation by MI5/6. Bet you he was banging her.

There appears to be a glaring omission from the candidate list. He's Irish, smells of burger grease, has only been inside a minge once in his life, and is largely ignored. I therefore declare this poll void.

The Pythons nailed this a while ago

I'd class Algeria as North Africa, but there you go? It's also further West than Italy.

"Hammertime"!

I'm aware of that but I don't think they'll be playing all the games on the Sinai peninsular. That and the fact they're in the African Federation Good googling Alex. Knew it from RE tbh. "Jesus XI 0-1 Romans. " should have been 2-0, but when the Romans put in the cross, Jesus saved (us all) Acrossthepond, there's no personal malice intended from me, but I do think you're wrong on this. Can you explain to me how Qatar's bid has more merit than Australia's?

Love Tino Love Pedro Love this article What odds this thread gets "Leazes'd"

The pic of Barthez proves my assertion that the minute you start 'thinning' , all off. (Yes Mr. Shearer, I'm talking to you too)

and I agree with Billy Castell nowt we can do really. This. We keep our distance= we are aloof and arrogant We try to change it (panorama etc)= no World Cup for rocking the boat. Over simplified I know, but essentially how it is. When Blatter goes, Platini has to be favourite to replace him.

With tits like Blatter and Platini at the helm, and paltry £1,500 fines for racist crowd chants, I'm not surprised we keep our distance.

Acrossthepond has his dander up a tad.

I'm aware of that but I don't think they'll be playing all the games on the Sinai peninsular. That and the fact they're in the African Federation Good googling Alex. Knew it from RE tbh. "Jesus XI 0-1 Romans. "

Some sausage munchers might take exception to being called Krauts. But no, the entire subtext to this argument is skirting around religion, not race. Qatar has some serious liberalising to do before 2022 unless it wants teetotal, heterosexual, misogynist anti-Semites as it's sole audience. .…in fucking January. Yes because I want him to admit the only reason he supports it is because it's in a muslim country and he feels they should have one after all these years. That's all I want him to admit. I'm not even saying that view is a bad reason as well. And following that reasoning, Turkey is by far the best prepared Muslim country to host a WC. But Qatar?

I've always believed it's about quality, not quantity. "Special Brew"

Some sausage munchers might take exception to being called Krauts. But no, the entire subtext to this argument is skirting around religion, not race. Qatar has some serious liberalising to do before 2022 unless it wants teetotal, heterosexual, misogynist anti-Semites as it's sole audience. .…in fucking January.