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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Is that the 4th one? I knew she had a wig on
  2. Blatter's integrity= 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 yoctometers
  3. I can't wait for Leazes' meltdown on this one When he gets back from the pub of course
  4. Fucking fix. And people were worried about the crime in South Africa
  5. Fucking Blatter now claiming the Rinky Dinks invented football We had no fucking chance
  6. Fuck it. Out in the 1st round Fucking ridiculous
  7. Why do string such things out. Just fucking announce it ffs.
  8. Just lasses though, so you're safe admit it you want my monkey bones
  9. The chubby chasers gradually reveal themselves
  10. On it now. Running fine, but the stench. THE STENCH! That's what you get for being a sitter when arse wiping... Aye cos I'm sat on the metro with a load of standers with Rorschach shit patterns in their crevices. You're all bloody Giants. Imagine the stink for midgets like me and Wacky! Need poop snorkels.
  11. Is Trinny the fat pig or the skinny minx? I can never remember. ( or care if I'm honest)
  12. Pitch invasion and bother at Brum v Polished Turds http://m.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/dec/...mp;type=article Edit; PaddockLad clearly a faster typist than me
  13. Class 102:How to take a perfect volley.
  14. Christ on a bike... http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&sour...2,31.63,,1,0.75 Luddites rule!
  15. Strictly need to know basis. Oh for a secret forum!!
  16. Cheers Sammy Turns out the fellow in question is a partner in the firm, so your advice will hopefully be very helpful … and clear your inbox man!
  17. Fucking hell, you're full of Christmas cheer aren't you! Misery tits. It's too fucking early to think about Christmas man. Fuck off. "Hear, all ye good people, hear what this brilliant and eloquent speaker has to say!" I love Christmas, but at Christmas.
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