Monkeys Fist

How many taxi drivers does it take to change a light bulb? "Go all the way up there in this weather? Oooh, I'm just about to knock off mate"

Blond?! Solly

Since going blond, Kim employs "comrades" to look at porn for him.

Kim inspects the latest from the anonymous Cabbage Mural artist.

I'm told it tastes like dog

Not even Korea's top man could change the channel on his new plasma tv.

Since Dear Leader's sudden blindness, the portrait sculptors have been taking the piss.

Leady, Steady, Cook!

What Dear Leader really wants is a Gleggs pasty.

"I pick his nose, you raugh!"

"This is the way we wash our hands Wash our hands Wash our hands This is the way we wash our hands On a cold and flosty morning"

Dear Leader Thinks " Dogs Knob"

Makes driving one-handed all the more tricky.

It's not binary mate. There's a great swathe of birds between airbrushed perfect and the pug-faced throw-stones-at-the-moon fuggos in the picture above. I'd dare not uncoil the Boa anywhere near those trolls, for fear they'd mistake it for a footlong meatball sub and devour it despite my screams. With stringy cheese on top?

Lampant Labbit?

Fuck off then.

But has he got any pants on?

Fucks sake man, I'm just about to have my tea!

Two pint special.

This, hence my C+C vote. Btw, no Wilson??

If you were serious, it moves back 2 weeks every year and it ran from 2nd week of August-2nd week of September this year. So in 12 years it'll have moved back 6 months and it'll be in February/March. Nee bother. Cheers mate It was a serious question ( even though I initially fucked up the date ) I know Qatar has seen a slight liberalisation of it's laws under the current Emir, was just curious. How they deal with the alcohol issue will be interesting, to say the least.

Which racist comments are they then Leazes?