Monkeys Fist

Ugh, I feel your pain. Hope it goes okay. I'm only working one night this week (tonight) I've got Thursday and Friday to myself whilst the baba is at nursery and the mister is at work and I've got a cracking weekend to look forward to - it's all good PS - What is Fenwicks window this year? all sorted in under an hour no pain etc, the needles/drills etc dont bother me, i just gag really easily anytime they go near my mouth, so they have toi guve me that iv sedation stuff You'd be a useless puff.

Aye, that or a bricky.

What do/did you do for a living Leazes?

It's a beautiful,crisp winter day, in one of the best cities in the world. I expect Real Madrid's manager-in-waiting to have his arse handed to him on a Black and White platter this evening. What's not to like?

Wales? Scotland? Are we beginning to learn a bit about your life story? HM Official Secrets Act. Need to know basis.

Hasn't he already awarded himself that , on a permanent basis?

Echoing the sentiments of many on here, I have no strong feelings for or against Blackburn ( exception being that cheating cunt Pederson ) However, I would love to humiliate Allardyce by banging 5 or 6 past any of the sides he 'manages'. I don't think this feeling is shared with our players though.

Calling people left wing ,bleeding heart, hippy,do-gooders , with no life experience , isn't personality driven? Fuck off man

unfortunately teachers and "smart" don't particularly belong together..... Old Skool!

Arsecakes!

I saw a woman last night in town who was about 6ft4 in town, and I donno why but it felt intimidated seeing a girl taller than me. 6ft8 though dear me, I'm tall and I'd come up to your chin, and to think I used to be really cheeky to you as well...bet you haven't been in many fights Pud's above all that

Cue posting frenzy.

Honorary President of Toffe Dippers Pigeon Loft Association.

Wacky is our star player.

I'm not a slut 3

Odds on he's an old cock smoker!

5'8". 13 Stone 12.........Yer short fat tubby bastard Says the anorexic!

Fittest I've ever been I was 16 and a half stone.

I always thought you'd look like Hammy off Topgear for some reason. You fat jabber. Fuck off Twinkle Toes It's all muscle- honest.

Here we go; Has a nice ring to it.

I'm going to have to find a recording of it like

5'7". 14 stone. *awaits tubby jibes*

It's thought that Mozart was a Tourettes sufferer; http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/3...Mozart-tic.html

An entirely personal thing, wearing a poppy. The Celtic thing above just cements my already low opinion of them.

Top post that Mancy.