Monkeys Fist

"I pick his nose, you raugh!"

"This is the way we wash our hands Wash our hands Wash our hands This is the way we wash our hands On a cold and flosty morning"

Dear Leader Thinks " Dogs Knob"

Makes driving one-handed all the more tricky.

It's not binary mate. There's a great swathe of birds between airbrushed perfect and the pug-faced throw-stones-at-the-moon fuggos in the picture above. I'd dare not uncoil the Boa anywhere near those trolls, for fear they'd mistake it for a footlong meatball sub and devour it despite my screams. With stringy cheese on top?

Lampant Labbit?

Fuck off then.

But has he got any pants on?

Fucks sake man, I'm just about to have my tea!

Two pint special.

This, hence my C+C vote. Btw, no Wilson??

If you were serious, it moves back 2 weeks every year and it ran from 2nd week of August-2nd week of September this year. So in 12 years it'll have moved back 6 months and it'll be in February/March. Nee bother. Cheers mate It was a serious question ( even though I initially fucked up the date ) I know Qatar has seen a slight liberalisation of it's laws under the current Emir, was just curious. How they deal with the alcohol issue will be interesting, to say the least.

Which racist comments are they then Leazes?

Anyone know the dates for Ramadan 2018 btw? D'oh. 2022!

There's clips of youtube of foreign immigrants being beaten up by gangs of big 6ft4 racist twats, for the crime of being there. Renton had it right Russians are cold, calculating, soulless twats. Ivan Drago was the classic Russian. If I sound bitter I am, it's an absolute disgrace, it's like having Halle Berry (being us) in a line with Fizz, Sonya Jackson and Big Mo, and Big Mo won. It's too much to take, I can't take in justices in life it's the one thing that drives me up the wall, I'm bitter and I haven't got it in me to say well done Russia, because this is corruption at the highest level, the UN should investigate but they're corrupt twats too, the Putin change of heart to go says a hell of a lot. A country of 160m, the second super power of the world changing his plans in 18 hours. This is the worst thing I've ever seen in sport. What's with the gloves btw? *Walks to door stripped to waist* "Got your hat, Ivan? Don't forget your gloves!!" He'll have his name tattooed on his knuckles. He'll have done well to fit "Bilyaletdinov" on his knuckles. Not if they're playing away to Chernobyl. One of 2018 venues? USA & England group venues. Guaranteed

There's clips of youtube of foreign immigrants being beaten up by gangs of big 6ft4 racist twats, for the crime of being there. Renton had it right Russians are cold, calculating, soulless twats. Ivan Drago was the classic Russian. If I sound bitter I am, it's an absolute disgrace, it's like having Halle Berry (being us) in a line with Fizz, Sonya Jackson and Big Mo, and Big Mo won. It's too much to take, I can't take in justices in life it's the one thing that drives me up the wall, I'm bitter and I haven't got it in me to say well done Russia, because this is corruption at the highest level, the UN should investigate but they're corrupt twats too, the Putin change of heart to go says a hell of a lot. A country of 160m, the second super power of the world changing his plans in 18 hours. This is the worst thing I've ever seen in sport. What's with the gloves btw? *Walks to door stripped to waist* "Got your hat, Ivan? Don't forget your gloves!!" He'll have his name tattooed on his knuckles.

We'd best pipe down. The fuckers might turn the power off

As for now, fuck to get.

Is that the 4th one? I knew she had a wig on

Blatter's integrity= 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 yoctometers

I can't wait for Leazes' meltdown on this one When he gets back from the pub of course

Fucking fix. And people were worried about the crime in South Africa