Monkeys Fist

Can lead a horse to water but you cant make it drink and all that... Just shows how ahead of the curve I was with all this. Once it became apparrent that opposition was not going to change anything they should have taken my advice and built on the good will and member base and delivered a really good supporters club. (something that tbf is scandalous a club like ours does not have). Instead, madness descended, ego battles commenced and I dare say without any change in direction, NUST will vanish without a trace very soon. Its probably a shame that they did not hold the elections, prior to membership renewal, as this would have allowed members to stand who offered something different. Now its probably on mates and apathetics who are left and as such there will be no change. Shame when all is said and done. I have to say I totally agree with you. Aye, for once, me too If you ran for chairman CT ,I reckon you'd be the best in my lifetime

As it happens, yes. next question, spunkbubble

Edit; Eh ,where'd Manc-Mag's post go( the one that made me )

I'd rather have my house. Bollocks man, I'd rather have Nigella. She's worth a fuckin' MINT!! The one with the hole?

Please let me know before you post owt like that again Stevie- I almost shit meself in shock to find out you hate the place

Only if you work in the Knicker section. Cheers for those tips mate- I'll very likely try them out. I will be swinging around the Atrium of BT on Canal Street during Thursday afternoon and Friday Morning, then back up the road for teatime with any luck

I have a friend with a problem......

Danny B will be sitting in Wetherspoons , gutted.

I should ask that woman who lobbed the cat in one to do the deed. She lives near to me. And I half expected this to be a 'Yes Gemmill' about Leslie Phillips from the title. I reckon we should bury her in a disused coal mine, or in Highgate next to Karl Marx. Genius. Pure Genius

Cheers gents. Won't be a late one, so ales and grub really. I know of the Olde Trip, will probably start there as I'm staying nearby. Any other pubs/bars tips welcome gents. Although I'm a good boy, the lad I'm working with is an incorrigible fanny rat, so I suspect some student bars will be visited.

Cheers CT. (Might drop by a certain shop in Grantham and leave a get well card)

Leazes is Stretford. Now it all makes sense.

Pigs tit fingers strike again! Posted this thread twice by mistake. On my phone so can't seem to delete. Anyone do the honours with this one please.

I'll be in Nottingham, staying city centre near the castle, tomorrow night. Any recommendations chaps- food drink etc. Fine ales, with eye candy, would be good

I'll be in Nottingham, staying city centre near the castle, tomorrow night. Any recommendations chaps- food drink etc. Fine ales, with eye candy, would be good

The overheads for holding meeting amount to nowt like, do they? Haven't they had 'guest speakers' involved too? Not saying it accounts for all £20K but it's certainly a sizeable chunk. I'd be surprised if venues charged much seeing as it was mid-week and they'd be making a fair whack off the bar. If they've spunked it ll on getting guest speakers they should be ashamed of themselves. Doubt that spanky new Bridge logo will have been free either.

Can't believe the difference needs pointing out to even you. Potentially wasting money after taking away people's jobs compared to a joke on an internet forum? He's never heard of Brass Monkeys either.

Watersports? and the rest I'd be happy to give her a quote for expanding her rear entrance.

Cyber security seems to be the big new thing. No chance of getting in on that gig? The sheer brass neck on CT. It wasn't a piss take it was a serious question! PP mentions now and again about trips to London so he is obviously higher up the chain than the average IT person. The Government announced yesterday about all the money they will be chucking at cyber terrorism. Not only does it sound like a secure gig to get into I would also think it could be very interesting. Surely you can see though CT , that career advice from Camerons biggest fan , today of all days, could be seen as a touch insensitive? You might as well just quote Norman Tebbitt. This is not meant as a dig btw, just pointing out that a lot of people on this board will be fearing for their jobs today, and won't share your view of the best PM in your lifetime. First of all I dont think PP is that sensitive. Secondly, the remarks were genuine remarks about the it news announced yesterday, given his background and as already pointed out, not a piss take. Thirdly, people fearing for their jobs today have a lot of people they should be focussing their anger on before they get to Cameron. Finally, I dont think there is anybody on this board or elsewhere taking pleasure in the job losses and cuts that will effect all of us. I would much rather have a tory government inheriting a budget surplus and being able to spend rather than having too cut. Finally, finally.... How you have the brass neck to talk about others being insensitive while in another post launching Thatchers dead body off off a grimbsy trawler beggers belief. That was Kitman I suggested Ark Royal.

Cyber security seems to be the big new thing. No chance of getting in on that gig? The sheer brass neck on CT. It wasn't a piss take it was a serious question! PP mentions now and again about trips to London so he is obviously higher up the chain than the average IT person. The Government announced yesterday about all the money they will be chucking at cyber terrorism. Not only does it sound like a secure gig to get into I would also think it could be very interesting. Surely you can see though CT , that career advice from Camerons biggest fan , today of all days, could be seen as a touch insensitive? You might as well just quote Norman Tebbitt. This is not meant as a dig btw, just pointing out that a lot of people on this board will be fearing for their jobs today, and won't share your view of the best PM in your lifetime.

Aye. Me too Frankly Mr. Shankly, fuck off.

Cyber security seems to be the big new thing. No chance of getting in on that gig? The sheer brass neck on CT.

Aye. Good luck ladies and gents. Mrs. Fist is on the list.

I give in… it's late. http://www.milkinfirst.com/dictionary/b.htm Sick man Alex, you are a sick man.

Stone him!!