Monkeys Fist

Chapter 1 Put kids to bed. Thought about babysitter, then thought " Nah!" Went for dinner Chapter 2 Oh shit.

Christmas Tree? See.... Fuck the pair of ya Soccermum likes nowt better than a bit of rear door innuendo with Wacky. Shame he's never been the same since the accident Zip it ,Stretch

Christmas Tree?

Tit pics please

This. Less science talk and more Captain Kirk getting off with green-skinned dancing girls. Time to roll out the Shatnotron again

talking about its birthday, and watching it grow into a teenager ffs I want aliens!

i think its about a blackhole in our "cosmic neighbourhood" http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html?param=media

That'll be it. I misread it as 12.30 CET.

So, what was the big announcement?

For anyone fortunate enough to have missed this; The full bore-fest interesting comment below He does look like he says something

Often wondered what Parky looked like.

Christa McAuliffe's eyeballs?

Hiccy Burpday chap

I hope it's not black

Aye. Congrats Dr. Pimp Daddy Gloom has a nice down-to-earth ring to it.

This x 10. Our players always come back from England crocked.

Asda Stretch Jeans. Credibilty killers. Fuck off, I'm trying to watch the game Tetchy! Waistband pinching?

C'mon Custard!

Asda Stretch Jeans. Credibilty killers.

I'm sure any of the gentler sex reading this thread will be thoroughly disgusted by your filthy comments. Hang your head in shame. But aye, right up the balloon knot.

She's a lovely looking lass it has to be said. Good photo. I'd even take her up the wrong 'un ! You animal

Cheeky basser. Mine is all 100% prime Geordie muscle. Can't speak for Mr. Sitty Doon Part-time Taxi Tree like, but I bet his troosers are bigger than 34' waist. *I sound like a bloody woman defending my lard honour here * Depends if we're including Asdas stretch jeans Asda Tubby Pants Have a word with yourself Versace!

Welcome back petal Wow, been through the mixer there! Hope you're on the mend, were you well enough to appreciate our humiliation of our six fingered neighbours?