Monkeys Fist

Best thing for it

I heard you the first time Senile owld git

Result. Lessons learned with any luck ( specially now Uncle Joey is looking out for him). Bring on the Unwashed.

Only drink Guinness on a match day. Fuck all effect on the result but it feels nice.

Not falling for that man

Pulled a deaf, blind, mute lass last night. Fucked her senseless.

Surprised you didn't smash the back door in.

"On rumours that Joe Kinnear could be returning to SJP: "I might get him in to do the Press!" Top quote from Pimp Daddy

How can you have a season ticket during the season then not have one? I don't understand, if you've lost your card just ask for a new one. Mate, meet me before the game and I'll get you in for nowt, I go in the disabled bit of Level 7 up the lift, I just open the door and walk in, just come in with me you'll be sweet, everyone in Level 7 will be standing all game anyway. Are you a spanner like Stevie? Aye You ever seen Daniel Day Lewis' film My Left Foot? Your keyboard must be honking.

How can you have a season ticket during the season then not have one? I don't understand, if you've lost your card just ask for a new one. Mate, meet me before the game and I'll get you in for nowt, I go in the disabled bit of Level 7 up the lift, I just open the door and walk in, just come in with me you'll be sweet, everyone in Level 7 will be standing all game anyway. Are you a spanner like Stevie?

Even though I've been one the guilty parties, I'm utterly sick of the little bell end. Ignore is on.

Something like this would go down a treat Chris "Pimp Daddy" Hughton needs to wear this on Sunday.

Aye, point the little destroyer down before you wrap em up.

Well done CT. Already the best son in your lifetime.

I'd like to see more 'blackness' from Hughton. More dazzling suitery and perhaps a big old chunky watch. And a cane

Bill Bryson?

:lol:

the longer that 2nd went on, the less in doubt the result became. good effort the team

nolan went down in super slo mo there........ not just his running then

Solid aint he. Nowt fancy but no messing. Cracking purchase. Aye. Thought he had a decent 1st half in particular.

Bel-fucking-ta!

And that is why donkey will never play for Nigeria. The work Tiote gets through is amazing. And the fact that he's a scouser donkey, not the ass! I know....i was thinkin there......you ment Ameobi right? Who did monkey mean? Thought you meant nolan fuck knows why I am the donkeys ass;

Aye, we've had far more attacking play and better chances. 2 more goals should do it.

And that is why donkey will never play for Nigeria. The work Tiote gets through is amazing. And the fact that he's a scouser