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  1. Monkeys Fist
    Don't man Jimbo That's like dangling Scarlett Johannsen naked, then chucking you a hand job off Bella Emberg (pardew).
  2. Monkeys Fist
    I'd rather have Partridge than Pardew. (How long have I got to print up 47,000 t-shirts)
  3. Monkeys Fist
    If it is Pardew, that's fucking it for me like. I will not set foot in the place until Fatty fucks off. YOU'RE A FUCKING PISS-TAKE ASHLEY!
  4. Monkeys Fist
    I can guarantee, 100%, that will happen. I seriously doubt either Ashley or Llamearse will have the stones to show face on Saturday.
  5. Monkeys Fist
    But why would he? An appointment a la Kinnear would make more sense. Someone washed up and desperate ("expereinced"), like Hoddle or George Graham.
  6. Monkeys Fist
    You big ponce!
  7. Monkeys Fist
    You got £250 million going spare? That's all he'll listen to man.
  8. Monkeys Fist
    I saw him on BBC the day the WC fix was announced. Rancid little piss stain. I hope he freezes his cock off running naked across our pitch tonight.
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    Sorry to break it to you loonytoon, fuck all you or I can do will put the slightest dent in the Fat Man's conscience. He hasn't got one.
  11. Monkeys Fist
    Listened to radio Newcastle whilst cooking tea- John Carver came on, fuming. Could barely contain his contempt for the decision. I've now had a few hours to digest this and mull it over. And it still makes no fucking sense whatsoever. Unless Pardew wins us the Premiership Title this year , he can fuck off.
  12. Monkeys Fist
    Paul Gascoigne has just been sighted at Chris Hughton's house with two fishing rods, a chicken and four cans... No stuffed parrot? Disappointing Nah, just one stuffed football club.
  13. Monkeys Fist
    Paul Gascoigne has just been sighted at Chris Hughton's house with two fishing rods, a chicken and four cans...
  14. Monkeys Fist
    Alan Pardew can fuck off. That is all.
  15. Monkeys Fist
    Experienced PL manager him like. He'd take it in a shot but I can't see it being offered to him. I'm genuinely worried about the replacement. Master of Understatement you like Parky
  16. Monkeys Fist
    Thought this deserved a separate thread. Thank you Chris Thank you for exceeding all expectations in our promotion season in the CCC Thank you giving us, the supporters, reason to be proud again Thank you for your dignity Thank you for 6-0, 5-1, 4-3. Sadly, everything you were building has been swept away by idiots. Thank you Chris
  17. Monkeys Fist
    Which Mackem cunt voted "Agree"?
  18. Monkeys Fist
    X2
  19. Monkeys Fist
    Soooo, think he'll show up on Saturday. This time, he should be in fear for his safety. How the fuck will our players react?
  20. Monkeys Fist
    For fucks sake. They haven't got anyone lined up. Speechless
  21. Monkeys Fist
    Fuck off man I hope you're on the wind up.
  22. Monkeys Fist
    I'd rather be double teamed by Razor Ruddock and Pedro than do #4
  23. Monkeys Fist
    Hi Viz balls, what's the problem?
  24. Monkeys Fist
    Here we fucking go. Press making a crisis out of nowt.
  25. Monkeys Fist
    Ventura Highway by America- guaranteed feel good, was a soundtrack in my travelling days Rock and Roll, Led Zep- ditto Nimrod , Elgar - lumpy throat, was played at my Bro's funeral.
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