Monkeys Fist

Front runners for lead roles are Ricky Gervais and Bella Emberg.

Forgot all about that. chicken baby story Tributes left for a dead chicken Flowers and tributes were left in an alleyway where the body of a mystery dead baby was found - before police realised it was only a chicken foetus. " Merseyside Police told the community on Monday to "stop grieving, it's only a chicken".

Forgot all about that. chicken baby story

Is she mad ferret then? I'll get me coat.....

I'm off to bed too.... might crack off a sneaky one in Mrs. Fists face and watch her blow spunky bubbles out her nose as she snores.

Is that a question or a statement? CT you seem to be taking it as an absolute certainty that you're going to hit the eyes, its never happened to anyone I've done it to It does occasionally if he's too in the moment, but most of the time it goes up your nose and you have to be careful not to sneeze it back out over him. Its all about the taboo, feeling naughty, doing something that you shouldn't be doing in polite society, like spanking or anal. The more turned on your partner gets the more turned on you get. If he or she wants it, it fuels your desire to go along with it, each of you getting more and more turned on until the point of climax and the release wherever on or in your being that may be. I can't see a problem with it. It is like swallowing, if the guy knows you're gonna swallow he gets harder and cums faster through the anticipation. All this filth talk has made me let out a wee involuntary spooge in my Bri-Nylons loose fit leisure slacks. and no wipes! Emergency #II of the night! you're one sick puppy you know that! why thank you.

Is that a question or a statement? CT you seem to be taking it as an absolute certainty that you're going to hit the eyes, its never happened to anyone I've done it to It does occasionally if he's too in the moment, but most of the time it goes up your nose and you have to be careful not to sneeze it back out over him. Its all about the taboo, feeling naughty, doing something that you shouldn't be doing in polite society, like spanking or anal. The more turned on your partner gets the more turned on you get. If he or she wants it, it fuels your desire to go along with it, each of you getting more and more turned on until the point of climax and the release wherever on or in your being that may be. I can't see a problem with it. It is like swallowing, if the guy knows you're gonna swallow he gets harder and cums faster through the anticipation. All this filth talk has made me let out a wee involuntary spooge in my Bri-Nylons loose fit leisure slacks. and no wipes! Emergency #II of the night!

Is that a question or a statement? CT you seem to be taking it as an absolute certainty that you're going to hit the eyes, its never happened to anyone I've done it to Ears, nostrils, total misses, Adam Ant nose stripes, but eyes-tricky.

Is that a question or a statement? Don't confuse the old git- he's 43 you know ..............

Since when?

Sure they're not just spunky seconds?

Radgina & Soccermom after LuckyLuke gives them a 'Lady Essence' kiss clicky

I believe you mean " Colle de Minet"

i'm checking for the adams apple on that one like! It'll be about 18-20 inches above her cock.

Welcome to the group, this is a safe, non-judgemental environment, we're all friends here (Ahem), would you like to stand up and introduce yourself and your tissues...... FYP

yes well that seems to be the consensus. Is it cos it's dirty and makes for a good horny ending or just cos you lot don't like mess? I think it's 'cos it shuts her up for a precious few seconds Touche Not actually aimed at you personally SM, just wimmins generally touche turtle away............ i loved that! Can't believe you missed that shite entendre..... you must be getting slack in your dotage SM.

Its the end of november!!!!! I think we should all put em up for the 1st of dec! Luke can opt out obviously, bah humbug....... 1st December is acceptable. Those putting up a Christmas avatar earlier should receive an instant ban and facial cumshot. NSFW

yes well that seems to be the consensus. Is it cos it's dirty and makes for a good horny ending or just cos you lot don't like mess? I think it's 'cos it shuts her up for a precious few seconds Touche Not actually aimed at you personally SM, just wimmins generally

yes well that seems to be the consensus. Is it cos it's dirty and makes for a good horny ending or just cos you lot don't like mess? I think it's 'cos it shuts her up for a precious few seconds

When the time comes, if anyone can be arsed to stick a hat on my monkey , I'd use it . If not, it's this

actually watching the fucker was worse.

more like it? :D

He's not here tonight. Tonights the night he sits at home and devotes all of his love to his pathetic ridiculous pointless computer games and I get to sit on here and throw abuse at wacky until he gets so riled the stuff he starts spouting doesn't even make sense. We both know how to get our kicks I could always sleep with it on and get him to drop it off in the morning...good thinking monkey man!! aye aye, thinkin', dancin'!! Here to Help

I fucking hope England get Argentina in the WC We'll accaspacca it.