Monkeys Fist

Do it for you? Angie likes it......

At last, soccermam exposed!!

Your secret is safe with all 2116 of us

They walk amongst us!!!!!!!!!

Chas & Dave- awful Richard Pissing Littlejohn- but f*cking hell man , If we're looking for the twat of twats amongst Spuds fans it's got to be....... DANNY B

metric

Heart...cockles...warmed.. more please

you such a feckin sweetie

Brilliant! Don't hold back Mate

Can I call you "Sugar" danny?

Its a fuckin wank song to adopt innit? They should have picked " Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me " by Elton John

I'd heard a rumour that Shearer rubbed both sets of goals with a chesse & onion pasty before kick off. Worked wonders

how soon before another jordan sex tape is "leaked" btw pair of em a waste of skin

He's recoiling in horror at the Alien baby emerging from the smog shirt sleeve

We could do better but we could also do a lot, lot worse, it's hardly the first area we need to strengthen in. x2

Aah, should be tatooed on the chest of every child born in the RVI

My precious, Gollum loves the Goalses, yeees he does

This is getting framed you should frame this one instead... Fuck it.Both are going up

Wa Hey..... Geordies in India

This is getting framed

Fucking Superb. Martins...... mystery, wrapped in a conundrum, sealed in an enigma. But who cares Get in ya wee bastid.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/35...lm-factory.html

Out with a fist inj apparently. I never touched him Officer.....

*switches on eternal optimist mode* 2-1 Beye header 38 mins Owen Arse deflection 64 mins theirs by K.D. Fiddler 82 mins, just to make us shite it for the whistle.