Monkeys Fist

My 12 minute stir fry: Rinse some rice, cover with a tea towel and micro for 11 mins. Cut some chicken into thin strips* Julienne veg( I generally use courgette,Red onion, Yellow Pepper, whole sugar snaps, Garlic) When rice has 6 mins left, stir fry the Chicken, adding the veg for the final minute. Add Couple of tablespoons of Sweet chilli Sauce, and One of dark soy. Eat * Works well with salmon, dust it with (Corn)flour and reduce cooking time.

That too. Sooo Don't forget to vote Or Godzilla/Mothra etc will eat your house.

Separated at birth? He's a cunt mind

to vote Ladies & Gents....... apathy is the death of democracy

Is this a Fuzzbox?, plenty of these on the site.

Homophobic arsehole Now THAT would present certain problems to our Brothers of the Bum.

Not something our mob need worry about.

Playing in the right league next season then

Racist Nazi Midget

Looks like the kind of bloke who gets his friends kids to call him Uncle...... If you get my drift.

No bricks handy?

Good film. Isn't "Hellboy" Ron Perlman in it too? Plays a mad monk.

Used to go out with a lass who lived in the converted stable block before it was a hotel. Cracking rack on her. Her old man made a mint when it was sold to the hotel developers.

i know you don't mean that, you're just the bloke from the documentry on BBC on thursday I didn't know TV had reached s*nderland- clearly the dictionary is still to hit queerside. Btw I meant it.

Oi Watson you Cant- it's fackin elementary you muppet.... Awwight!

The new price brings dozens of prospective buyers into the ballpark....Even the boy Sting. Quorn Burgers and trees planted on the pitch. Has contacts in South America tho

This thread is like thinking of all your hot ex girlfriends, whilst listening to your current pig farting and snoring loud enough to set off car alarms.

There are no words sufficient to express the depth of my hatred towards this useless bag of skin for what he has done to my club. I hope he loses everything- every penny, house , possession he has. Cunt

Hi, Im Soccermom.

TC- Total Cunt

The full tour includes the Trophy Room- takes 2 minutes longer. I was surprised how small the dressing rooms are.

Congrats to Rangers on the McDouble.

People with MASSIVE visible blackheads JUST SQUEEZE IT YOU MINGER!

My Dad took me to my first game in 74, aged six. Think it was a cup game. I remember being in the "trench" right at the front of the old West Stand. Carried on since. Not a choice really, more a birthright.

The first five minutes after my 2yr old daughter wakes up, she's still half asleep and overwhelmingly cute The sound of the first beer of a BBQ opening My Mothers cheese scones. A good shite- unbeatable IMHO.