Monkeys Fist

This is Pennywell!

Said that for real!!!!!!!!!! Worked for our lass too She wasn't keen on the curry method.

My waters broke

Dull night on telly?

call me Michael... Shamon!

don't tell Mammy I know....

Big Twat Pet... Pet...Pet... Pet

Don't think it's contagious...

Shouldn't laugh, but I was howling watching the trailer.

You smell haddock?

Blob's just burst.

Disappointed you didn't call this one turbowank tbh... rename it if you want The Strachan? ( small , redheaded and furious)

It's all I've ever used. I think we should keep it a closed shop, with new people having to answer 10 questions about Newcastle in 60 seconds to be eligible to bemade a member. Q1) How large in square centimetres is Ant from Ant and Dec's forehead? Q2) On a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being Barker and Stonehouse's best settees) how leathery is Bobby Moncur's face? Divide the price of a pint in Shearers by the cost of 2Greggs Steak Bakes.

Btec Shmeetec! I have a full O-level honours NVQ degree in digital wizadry ( University of T'interweb, £6:50)

I'm sure if you were to PM me I'd do a much better job. Its what I do for a living.... send away mate.

I have no doubt that llambias will tell us what we want to hear this week. Its what Shearer says that interests me

reserves.

Just left Biggin Hill. He's now over Watford. Pilot complaining of heavy fuel burden due to excess cabin weight. Crash,Crash Crash

HF, nothing would make me happier than to see a continuous line of geordies ,from here to Lahndan, kicking the Fat One's arse back where it belongs. Personally tho, I want to see what comes out of the club this week, re. Shearer and plans for the summer/future. This doesn't mean Ashley's off the hook , even if everything I want to hear is said & done. But it would be a sign that he's taking it seriously.

I don't think he is in any doubt. Scary thought if not.

Foggy Day?

Who in their right mind would buy us at present? Better to see how things pan out with Shearer 1st. Much as it pains me, we're stuck with Ashley for at least 2 years IMO.

You seen his lass? I met them both on a flight from Newcastle to Paris, she is fit as a butcher's dog. Sure it wasn't a naughty weekend for Habib?

I remember that. Can't help thinking though some of it is down to gambling on player's fitness in our desperation to sign them. Some of our signings - Carr, Babayaro, Owen, Viduka for instance - had well documented injury problems before we signed them. Signing crocked players became a bit of a (annoying) speciality for us. Hoping this summer sees some Fit players coming in. Winsper's presence may also see things improve. Wasn't he here when we made a habit of winning loads of games in the last 20 mins under SBR?

Captain!